Blackpill The Dickpill: IT'S OVER!

[Deleted member 11032]

Yeah, I could give you statistics. But I will give you something better:

Just think about it!

You finally get her, good for you. She got past your sub8 looks, your boring and shitty personality from years of isolation and internet browsing, and/or whatever else. It's time for you to ascend. You remove your clothes to reveal a pathetic average dick (5" in America). DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN EVER SATISFY HER WITH YOUR AVERAGE DICK WHEN SHE HAS HAD BIGGER AND BETTER? And I bet you won't even get hard. Sure, you might get your dick finally touched by a foid.

But buddy boyo, it's over.

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[The End]

I'm guessing the brainless foids don't actually understand how long six inches is and go by when they hooked up with the pretty boy chad who said his average dick is 8 or 9 inches.

Maybe you are right. Like in online dating apps guys add inches to their height. So maybe they fib a bit when talking to ladies. Unfortunately I usually err on the side of under-reporting my height (I'm 5' 8.5", but I always choose 5'8" not 5'9"). In fact self-reported studies of penis size averages are bigger than clinically measured size averages. It must be like that South Park joke.

From the SouthPark episode TMI:​

According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared​

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.​

Maybe that's how they've been coming up with their penis size.

 

[superighteous]

The memes write themselves. I bet this guy has a mediocre face and could easily run omegle game on HBB white girls. JFL at the concentration of huge dicks on this forum

Holy fuck you predicted it. He was banned for exactly this.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Big dick=volcel
You can just pornmaxx, like that weird looking bangbros guy

 

[Swiswis]

This poll was created on 2000-09-20 11:39:56 by fem4him2please

 

[Agent_Coper]

It's over if your dick is smaller than this:

 

[randomloli]

7 inch micro dick reportin in

fuck off fakecel

 

[Michael15651]

The one thing I’m actually proud of

 

[456C6C696F74]

It's Over.

 

[Damo the incel]

The one thing I’m actually proud of

 

[Bcel]

Big dick=volcel
You can just pornmaxx, like that weird looking bangbros guy