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The dicklet test

kkt6

kkt6

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Stand/Sit up straight. Get an erection. If your dick doesn't touch your ribs, you are a dicklet. What was average yesterday is a micropenis today. Sorry.

7 inches is pretty much average nowadays, sub-7 inchers seldom have sex with the same girl more than once anymore (once she knows he's got a small dick she'll avoid sex with him from then on). 8 inches is not impressive anymore. 9 inches is the minimum for "big" status, and even then, you're not a big deal unless you're double digits.
 
Then it’s over
 
Lol this post is pretty much a joke


it's over boyo if your dick doesn't go to your shoulders
 
Facade said:
Lol this post is pretty much a joke

I wish. Being almost 8.5 inches myself, literally no girl on tinder has ever hooked up with me even after I provided proof. Because 8 inches isn't even impressive enough to warrant just one fuck anymore. It's just not. And finding that out crushed me. I realized the hard way that I've got no redeeming qualities.

also please don't ban me I'm not humblebragging
 
my 5.5" dick might as well be nonexistent
 
kkt6 said:
I wish. Being almost 8.5 inches myself, literally no girl on tinder has ever hooked up with me even after I provided proof. Because 8 inches isn't even impressive enough to warrant just one fuck anymore. It's just not. And finding that out crushed me. I realized the hard way that I've got no redeeming qualities.

also please don't ban me I'm not humblebragging

F a c e  i s  i m p o r t a n t

Girls don't care about dicks that are attached to subhumans
 
6.2 inches bone pressed boyo
 
Under 6" = it's over.
 
5' even.

5'5 height. SMH
 
dick size projection cope.

4.5 inches is average dick size.
 
Why is everyone so obsessed with dicks on this forum

All that matters is FACE
 

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PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
dick size projection cope.

4.5 inches is average dick size.

Just lol. Keep coping with that microcock.
 
Thank you, my disciple, for further spreading MY dickpill
 
6+ is fine.
4.5-6 is doable,but expect many brake ups.
4.5 and bellow is over tier. You wont be able to satisfy her sexually ever,and she will most likely leave you over it.
 
BonePressed said:
Thank you, my disciple, for further spreading MY dickpill
You aren't the first person on the planet to realize that the hypergamy+porn death combo has raised dick size standards insurmountably and skyrocketed the cutoffs
 
St.Tropez said:
6+ is fine.
4.5-6 is doable,but expect many brake ups.
4.5 and bellow is over tier. You wont be able to satisfy her  sexually ever,and she will most likely leave you over it.

Cope.

Think about it this way: 

If one day in the future you have sex with a non-virgin, you have to be bigger than every previous man she has slept with, or she'll view your dick as "less than" and will never be able to truly enjoy sex with you knowing that there is better. 

You say OK - I'll find a virgin

But you have to be comparable to every dick she's seen—and this is mostly from porn, where 8+ inch penises are common—or she'll view you as small.
 
BonePressed said:
Cope.

Think about it this way: 

If one day in the future you have sex with a non-virgin, you have to be bigger than every previous man she has slept with, or she'll view your dick as "less than" and will never be able to truly enjoy sex with you knowing that there is better. 

You say OK - I'll find a virgin

But you have to be comparable to every dick she's seen—and this is mostly from porn, where 8+ inch penises are common—or she'll view you as small.

You are needlessly overthinking this.
It is simmilar where users go full sub 8 is over tier.

And I can guarantee that you are a kid based on your post.

If your dick is a 6 you are mostly fine. If your looks are 6 it is still doable. And you dont need to br bigger than ALL of them. Your dick needs to be able to make her cum or at least for reasonable stimulation. 

My dick is 13cm and I can objectively not do these things,yet I still didn't get dumper right away but it did happen eventually.
 
St.Tropez said:
You are needlessly overthinking this.
It is simmilar where users go full sub 8 is over tier.

And I can guarantee that you are a kid based on your post.

If your dick is a 6 you are mostly fine. If your looks are 6 it is still doable. And you dont need to br bigger than ALL of them. Your dick needs to be able to make her cum or at least for reasonable stimulation. 

My dick is 13cm and I can objectively not do these things,yet I still didn't get dumper right away but it did happen eventually.

Can I see a pic of your erection ?  

Please. 


no homo.
 
Broken Man said:
Can I see a pic of your erection ?  

Please. 


no homo.

Lol no. It looks very feminine.
 
Broken Man said:
How can a penis look feminine ?

Idk it looks like a girls dick. 
Probably because of hormons and stuff. It is not intimidating but more cute like.
 
I’m almost 4.5 inches. It’s easier to fap because you only need three fingers
 
kkt6 said:
literally no girl on tinder has ever hooked up with me even after I provided proof.
maybe that's because ""bbc theory" and all of that other dick-size worshipping is retarded bullshit. maybe it's because women don't care how big your dick is if you're ugly/annoying/boring/cringey/insecure/etc etc as fuck.

you got so close to realizing the truth but you went the w r o n g w a y
 

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