Story The Day My Dickceldom Was Exposed to the World

[Zer0/∞]

I was showering one day and was ready to exit the shower and dry myself with a towel, but since I live in a poorfag apartment without a working bathroom door lock, my younger brother was able to enter.

He saw my 1 inch flaccid micropenis and started laughing at me in disbelief, saying how can it be so small.

Then he came barging in my room and suggested I should do penis stretching exercises.

 

[Zer0/∞]

@Incelius Savage

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

You might just be fat.

 

[Animecel2D]

Then he came barging in my room and suggested I should do penis stretching exercises.

jfl

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Then he came barging in my room and suggested I should do penis stretching exercises.

I prefer Sudoku.

 

[Incelius Savage]

When your own brother dick mogs you

I used to be the dick and balls mogger, now he is

 

[jonso]

You can't be a dickcel though as this implies that foids judge your dick which implies that they see you naked on occasions which implies you're a fakecel

 

[Inceldia]

When your own brother dick mogs you

I used to be the dick and balls mogger, now he is

@dungeondragon is that you?

 

[Zer0/∞]

You might just be fat.

My dick is 4.2 inches bone pressed.

 

[InMemoriam]

You can't be a dickcel though as this implies that foids judge your dick which implies that they see you naked on occasions which implies you're a fakecel

which also implies that you're a GrAYcel

 

[LeFrenchCel]

BRUTAL AF

 

[Sexless incel]

Grass doesn't grow faster when you pull on it

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

You can't be a dickcel though as this implies that foids judge your dick which implies that they see you naked on occasions which implies you're a fakecel

many foids have seen me naked. I was about to fuck them, but they said ew and ran away when they saw my dick was only 6.9 inches instead of 7
life of a truecel