Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

It's Over The crypto trading hamster that outperformed the S&P 500 has died.

Zer0/∞

Zer0/∞

I have no friends ;(
★★★★★
Joined
Jul 23, 2021
Posts
15,630
Online
205d 8h 42m
RE: Crypto trading hamster outperforms Warren Buffett. Interesting new cryptomaxxing method? by @WØLF

The crypto trading hamster that outperformed the S&P 500 has died​

sad NYSE trader

  • Mr. Goxx, the hamster that became famous for trading cryptocurrencies, has died.
  • Mr. Goxx posted strong performance that outpaced the S&P 500 since he began trading in June.
  • The last trade placed by Mr. Goxx was the sale of more than 3,000 tron tokens on November 20.

The crypto community is in mourning on Wednesday following the untimely death of Mr. Goxx, the crypto trading hamster that outperformed the S&P 500 since he began in June.

"Mr. Goxx has brought joy to people all across the globe and reminded us not to take life too seriously," Mr. Goxx's anonymous caretaker said in a tweet on Wednesday. The caretaker said Mr. Goxx showed no signs of serious illness, and fell asleep peacefully on Monday morning.

Mr. Goxx captured the internet's imagination over the summer as it placed trade after trade for various cryptocurrencies in its hamster trading office, which consisted of a wheel of intention, buy and sell decision tunnels, and various sensors and cameras.

Since it began trading on June 12, Mr. Goxx posted a career performance of 19.7%, nearly double the S&P 500's return of 10.9% over the same time period.
The hamster's last trade was selling 3,229.4 tron tokens on November 20, which proved timely given the cryptocurrency plunged nearly 10% this week after eToro said it would delist TRX from its platform for US investors.

The top three holdings of Mr. Goxx's portfolio were stellar, ether, and chiliz, according to the hamster's last livestream video.

The success of Mr. Goxx allowed his caretaker to raise more than $12,000 from the sale of Goxx Capital- themed NFTs. The proceeds funded a larger trading portfolio for the hamster, as well as the construction of a bigger and better trading rig, according to an October interview with Insider.

For now, the idea of continuing the crypto trading project with a new pet is of no relevance to the caretaker as they mourn the loss of Mr. Goxx.

"Thank you and rest in peace, Max (a.k.a. Mr. Goxx). You will be missed, and your memory will live forever on the blockchain," the caretaker said.

Rest easy Mr. Goxx.
 
crestfallencel

crestfallencel

Arise Incels, ye dead who yet live
★★★★★
Joined
Dec 16, 2019
Posts
15,607
Online
234d 6h 2m
proudweeb

proudweeb

dot
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 20, 2021
Posts
241,179
Online
108d 18h 37m
I'm sorry to hear that. But the crypto market is booming, buy before it's too late!
 
Ritalincel

Ritalincel

♻️
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 25, 2017
Posts
34,987
Online
193d 2h 44m
Jfl @ cryptotrannies
 
Emba

Emba

Jarjar Sphinx
★★★★★
Joined
May 19, 2019
Posts
38,832
Online
147d 16h 6m
OK. Who shoved Mr Goxx up their ass and forgotten to let him out for air?
 
proudweeb

proudweeb

dot
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 20, 2021
Posts
241,179
Online
108d 18h 37m
solblue

solblue

Overlord
★★★★★
Joined
Dec 9, 2017
Posts
8,434
Online
152d 11h 32m
Omen for the market?
 
unuser

unuser

Incel Defense Forces (IDF)
★★★★★
Joined
Oct 6, 2021
Posts
1,484
Online
20d 1h 31m
It's not hard to outperform the S&P 500 when you're trading inside a massive bubble :society:
 
Ritalincel

Ritalincel

♻️
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 25, 2017
Posts
34,987
Online
193d 2h 44m
It is over.
 
shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape7
shape8
Top