JFL The consumer hoarder hordes stocked up on all the coconut water

[Atavistic Autist]

I went to Aldi a week or two back and was looking forward to picking up my favorite Goya brand coconut water (infused with the foreskins of mutilated gentile genitals), but it was all gone.

I joked to myself that the hoarders had stocked up on it, but this is unironically true, JFL:

The pandemic's newest shortage? Coconut water

A product that's pitched as hangover helper and a post-workout recovery drink is getting swept up as part of consumers stocking up amid coronavirus concerns.

www.cnn.com

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Coconut water doesn’t even taste good

 

[Animecel2D]

Why coconut water though

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Coconut water doesn’t even taste good

It tastes delicious. Just look for the products with less sugar added.

Goya is a sort of mixed-bag: while it has a ton of foreskin pulp that I love, it's also very sugary, which I don't necessarily love.

 

[zangano1]

Soon they'll stock on soylent

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Why coconut water though

A source of potassium that, unlike bananas, does not quickly rot, perhaps.

Also, apparently there were rumors that coconut water can help prevent Covid-19, jfl.

 

[Animecel2D]

A source of potassium that, unlike bananas, does not quickly rot, perhaps.

Also, apparently there were rumors that coconut water can help prevent Covid-19, jfl.

Lmao. Think I will go check sometime if the shops still have it.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

@UninspiredGuy1 remember Goya coconut water?

@Gyros_Pretcel Do you have it at your kraut Aldis?

 

[Mogged Loner]

A source of potassium that, unlike bananas, does not quickly rot, perhaps.

Also, apparently there were rumors that coconut water can help prevent Covid-19, jfl.

Your avi is hard to watch

 

[Fat Link]

Thats some nasty shit.

To each their own though bro.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

@UninspiredGuy1 remember Goya coconut water?

The pulp was the nastiest part tbh i would to try it with just pure coconut water sometime

 

[ItsOver4cel]

brutal coconutwaterpill

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Coconut water doesn’t even taste good

 

[Emba]

Goy ahhh.

"When it has to be NON kosher."

Spoiler: my

condolences

 

[PluralSpaceRace]

Soys are hoarding soylent

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I just went to
Local chain grocery store
Hispanic store
Asian store
Gas station

They all had coconut water

Places like aldi are where the hoarders and crazy people go. If you go to smaller stores and ethnic stores you will have more luck

 

[BummerDrummer]

cocknut watr

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

I just went to
Local chain grocery store
Hispanic store
Asian store
Gas station

They all had coconut water

Places like aldi are where the hoarders and crazy people go. If you go to smaller stores and ethnic stores you will have more luck

Anything to make gobbling up the blackpill more easily

 

[pp183]

 

[Animecel2D]

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i see

 

[metabuxx]

I thought the only thing they loved to drink was soy

 

[TheSecondComing]

Why coconut water though

because penis

 

[Animecel2D]

because penis

I see, perfectly reasonable explanation.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

because penis

Penislossus

 

[Transcended Trucel]

sad. thankfully I bought up months worth of shit ahead of timr

 

[Diocel]

Coconut water doesn’t even taste good

it's tasteless

 

[Yerberito]

Soon they'll stock on soylent