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Atavistic Autist
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I went to Aldi a week or two back and was looking forward to picking up my favorite Goya brand coconut water (infused with the foreskins of mutilated gentile genitals), but it was all gone.
I joked to myself that the hoarders had stocked up on it, but this is unironically true, JFL:
www.cnn.com
I joked to myself that the hoarders had stocked up on it, but this is unironically true, JFL:
![www.cnn.com](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F200313145620-vita-coco-bottles-super-tease.jpg&hash=cf731dfd8266a66946cde5c5336be503&return_error=1)
The pandemic's newest shortage? Coconut water
A product that's pitched as hangover helper and a post-workout recovery drink is getting swept up as part of consumers stocking up amid coronavirus concerns.
![www.cnn.com](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnn%2F.e%2Fimg%2F3.0%2Fglobal%2Fmisc%2Fapple-touch-icon.png&hash=c4bbbe79b3f85fe29e7f81365c6d0d1b&return_error=1)
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