Serious The concept of friends is so fucking retarded

[fastnbulbous]

A friend is nothing more than someone who allies with you because he is gaining something from it. There is nothing more to it. If you are good looking and powerful, then you will have many "friends", but those friends are really just allies and enforcers of superiority, there is no such thing as real friendship or whatever bullshit cope you might have in mind. It's all about gathering the most resources in the end.

Does anyone else feel this way? I don't believe in friends, and friendship as a concept is biologically and fundamentally incompatible with humans.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

 

[fokusin]

I have no friends so idk

 

[GrAYnigger]

Same with anything else

 

[razielkillerofgods]

You're right. I only have a few online friends and the only reason we are friends in the first place is because we met on BP servers. One time I straight up told them: "If we weren't all in this situation, yall wouldn't even care to be my friend. You would probably making fun of me for not getting laid and for being a loner".
And this is true from experience because every friend that ascended immediately turned against me or ghosted me after finally getting some pussy. Friends are very TEMPORARY and SITUATIONAL! Remember that.

 

[PersonaPimp]

You don't need a friend, you need a girlfriend.

 

[fastnbulbous]

You're right. I only have a few online friends and the only reason we are friends in the first place is because we met on BP servers. One time I straight up told them: "If we weren't all in this situation, yall wouldn't even care to be my friend. You would probably making fun of me for not getting laid and for being a loner".
And this is true from experience because every friend that ascended immediately turned against me or ghosted me after finally getting some pussy. Friends are very TEMPORARY and SITUATIONAL! Remember that.

They're only your friends as long as you are either useful or they are as much of a loser as you so they have no other choice but to be your friend. Everyone of us if we could we would be friends with the ellites.

 

[Halloween]

I have no friends so idk

 

[OverLoner]

Sounds like someone who has never had a true friend. What you've described is hardly much of a friend at all.

 

[ItsOverMan]

A friend is nothing more than someone who allies with you because he is gaining something from it. There is nothing more to it.

Yes, friendship is never a charity service, it's always a transaction like all human relationships. The transactional nature of friendship is thus: "I will be friends with you if you either A) entertain me, B) give me something (money, weed, a place to live, other stuff) C) give me access to women and sex."

Basically every relationship is transactional. If you don't have something to offer somebody (entertainment, money, fun pleasurable sex, access to romantic partners for the other person, job opportunities, etc.) then fuck off.

The only human relationship that is non-transactional is a parent-child, where the love doesn't need to be earned and is (usually) close to unconditional.

 

[ItsOverMan]

Friends are very TEMPORARY and SITUATIONAL! Remember that.

 

[LusER]

I have 2 friends who are not like this or I suppose. Don't keep normies as friends.

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

I have no friends so idk

 

[Neurotic]

Yes. All friendships are transactional

 

[ANTAGONIST]

The only human relationship that is non-transactional is a parent-child, where the love doesn't need to be earned and is (usually) close to unconditional.

The parent still gets something from it, which is the survival of his/her bloodline.

 

[SEAtruecel]

Ive never truly view anyone as a "friend" or "acquaintance" or some other bullshit term for that matter. The reason I have them on my roster is literally to exchange favors LOL