The End
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It sucks being sexless. But, is there not a silver lining to every cloud? Here are a few benefits of being an incel.
1. It's easy to move. You have no relationships, and your career is really just a shitty job. There's no girlfriend to consult with, and you can stock groceries in Idaho just as easily as in Massachusetts.
2. Criminal activity seems less risky. If you have nothing to lose, you may as well do stuff normal people wouldn't do. Since you want to die anyway, you can always pull the plug on your own life if the fuzz gets to you.
3. You don't have to worry about your appearance. It's over - you lost. Just get fat, stop exercising, and treat personal hygiene like a once a year activity.
4. Plenty of free time and more disposable income. Have a creepy esoteric hobby you'd like to indulge in? You're in luck, because without a girlfriend to nag you out of spending your time and money collecting venus flytraps, there's nothing stopping you from becoming a total freak.
Can you think of anything else?
1. It's easy to move. You have no relationships, and your career is really just a shitty job. There's no girlfriend to consult with, and you can stock groceries in Idaho just as easily as in Massachusetts.
2. Criminal activity seems less risky. If you have nothing to lose, you may as well do stuff normal people wouldn't do. Since you want to die anyway, you can always pull the plug on your own life if the fuzz gets to you.
3. You don't have to worry about your appearance. It's over - you lost. Just get fat, stop exercising, and treat personal hygiene like a once a year activity.
4. Plenty of free time and more disposable income. Have a creepy esoteric hobby you'd like to indulge in? You're in luck, because without a girlfriend to nag you out of spending your time and money collecting venus flytraps, there's nothing stopping you from becoming a total freak.
Can you think of anything else?