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JFL The BIGGEST pussy slayer I know is probably 5'1"

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But the reality? Way different. The BIGGEST pussy slayer I know is probably 5'1". He's simply charismatic, responsible, and genuine. That's it.

I also know many 6'+ men who are bad with women because theyre awkward and not so good socially.

I'm only 4'11", but most of the men I've been involved with have been tall. Why? Because they pursue me. Every time I crush on a short man, it feels like he doesn't care if I live or die.

I'd love to get with a man who is a few inches taller than me , it just seems like they won't step up .

:lul::lul::lul:
 
Here we go again with these fairy tales
 
Short men in relationships
 
The only short guy that gets alot of women is a drug dealer simp that pays thousands of dollars on foids with him just so he can barely fuck them. Imagine risking everything and goin to jail just to have enough to beta buxx. But I gotta give it to him, he does fuck some dimes, here and there.
 
Delusional ramblings
 
If you're gonna lie, make it believeable lmao
 
women dont speak like that
 
He's simply charismatic, responsible, and genuine. That's it.
Then, 2 sentences later:
I'm only 4'11", but most of the men I've been involved with have been tall.
muh "it just so happens teeheee" :foidSoy:

These cunts are insufferable in their gaslighting.
 
There was a rather short guy I knew in high school, he had some kind of growth problem and he was about 5'3 - 5'5 or something around that, he also wore platform shoes, anyway he was short but he had a very handsome face, he was also quite charismatic and just had a kind of aura to him, there were even boys who you would have assumed to be straight who wanted to pipe this guy. He had quite a few girlfriends but none of them were good looking, they were mostly round, autistic looking and slightly fat.

So if you're short but are also intelligent, charming, so handsome that you make straight men gay and the relative of a noble prize winner then you can get with a super mid chick who might peg you and could still cheat on you for chad.
Bleak.
 
There was a rather short guy I knew in high school, he had some kind of growth problem and he was about 5'3 - 5'5 or something around that, he also wore platform shoes, anyway he was short but he had a very handsome face, he was also quite charismatic and just had a kind of aura to him, there were even boys who you would have assumed to be straight who wanted to pipe this guy. He had quite a few girlfriends but none of them were good looking, they were mostly round, autistic looking and slightly fat.

So if you're short but are also intelligent, charming, so handsome that you make straight men gay and the relative of a noble prize winner then you can get with a super mid chick who might peg you and could still cheat on you for chad.
Bleak.
so get a sub-4 woman lmao with a perfect face but a bad height :feelshaha: over for manlets
 
there were even boys who you would have assumed to be straight who wanted to pipe this guy.
youngcels are actually growing up around normalized faggotry. Did you also wanted to "pipe" him?
 
youngcels are actually growing up around normalized faggotry. Did you also wanted to "pipe" him?
Too many femboy memes floating around the net these days.

Even on the "based" apps like Instagram.

They call us gay, meanwhile they laugh and make jokes about turning each other into faggots wearing girly clothes.
 
Manipulating Gas Light GIF

Pathetic at that
 
What's with the usage of the word "probably?"

Whole time I bet the nigger is like 5'10 and she's just grouping everyone under 6ft as subhuman
 
"I Know a guy(probably fairy tales), so everything you say has been disproven". Manletcels in denial like in this case are completely hopeless.
 
this's so realll man :lul::lul:
 

Let's imagine for a second what would happen if we swapped genders:


1. My girlfriend is on the heavier side

- me 170 pounds
- her 200 pounds

2. Maybe this is why I didn't see her as a "women" when we were just friends:

"Hey lol, I was wondering if you finally lost some weight, nice loose black dress, lol."

"Omg, I knew you would bring this up."

3. Sometimes I do miss having a super fit gf though...

But I wouldn't trade *her* for anything in the world.
 
Let's imagine for a second what would happen if we swapped genders:


1. My girlfriend is on the heavier side

- me 170 pounds
- her 200 pounds

2. Maybe this is why I didn't see her as a "women" when we were just friends:

"Hey lol, I was wondering if you finally lost some weight, nice loose black dress, lol."

"Omg, I knew you would bring this up."

3. Sometimes I do miss having a super fit gf though...

But I wouldn't trade *her* for anything in the world.
:feelskek: JFL somebody needs to draw this
but instead of loose dress, make it leggings/pants that go over the belly button
I would love to see 50 different subreddits absolute seethe and ACK! themselves over a drawing like that
 
:feelskek: JFL somebody needs to draw this
but instead of loose dress, make it leggings/pants that go over the belly button
I would love to see 50 different subreddits absolute seethe and ACK! themselves over a drawing like that
It would be sick! Honestly 3 frames isn't impossible.
 
I know that guy, it's the balding Indian janitor. Just be curry strikes again.
 
I'm only 4'11", but most of the men I've been involved with have been tall
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :lul::lul::lul:
 
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What does she mean by probably?
 
There was a rather short guy I knew in high school, he had some kind of growth problem and he was about 5'3 - 5'5 or something around that, he also wore platform shoes, anyway he was short but he had a very handsome face, he was also quite charismatic and just had a kind of aura to him, there were even boys who you would have assumed to be straight who wanted to pipe this guy. He had quite a few girlfriends but none of them were good looking, they were mostly round, autistic looking and slightly fat.

So if you're short but are also intelligent, charming, so handsome that you make straight men gay and the relative of a noble prize winner then you can get with a super mid chick who might peg you and could still cheat on you for chad.
Bleak.
Confused Black Horse GIF
 
:foidSoy: Short slayer or something
:foidSoy: But I mostly date tall guys because uhhh
:foidSoy: I CRUSH on short manlets btw teehee

She should get crushed under the boots of I.N.C.E.L
 
the old and never dead lie ,,its not your looks the problem, i know a guy who slays", im fucking tired to hear it
 
they do it on purpose right? how could you be this retarded
 
always remember. if it’s on reddit then its larp
 
There was a rather short guy I knew in high school, he had some kind of growth problem and he was about 5'3 - 5'5 or something around that, he also wore platform shoes, anyway he was short but he had a very handsome face, he was also quite charismatic and just had a kind of aura to him, there were even boys who you would have assumed to be straight who wanted to pipe this guy. He had quite a few girlfriends but none of them were good looking, they were mostly round, autistic looking and slightly fat.

So if you're short but are also intelligent, charming, so handsome that you make straight men gay and the relative of a noble prize winner then you can get with a super mid chick who might peg you and could still cheat on you for chad.
Bleak.
Gigasuifuel if this is real. But i tgink the guy was jusr lazy and could get a decent if he was approached himself
 

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