LifeFuel The best online dating strategy

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

Just lie.

check out this reddit thread:


obviously, you can't lie about your face, but you can lie about everything else and get away with it, no problem. you can even add an extra 2 inches to your height and most girls won't know.

 

[Remyx]

So she's mad that she got tricked into fucking him.
Foids are retarded.

 

[ShadowMonk]

I've been 29 for a couple of years already

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I've been 29 for a couple of years already

29 is the magic number.
Not too young, not too old.

I salute that supreme gentleman.

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

I've been 29 for a couple of years already

oh cool bro, i'm a 28 year old neurosurgeon, but i'm not a nerd and like to chill with friends and drink on the weekends haha.

 

[Angry_runt]

The best online dating strategy is to have amazing pics and a face to go with them.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Lmao how’s she gonna explain that to the cops?

“You see Officer, I only drank his cum and let him use my holes as flesh lights because I thought he was a 29 year old lawyer, and I thought I was about to get a rich boyfriend and start the living the Instagram life and flex on all my friends .. Im a strong woman and I know the value of my holes. Only tall hot guys and rich guys. I never would have drank his cum and let him piss in my asshole if I knew he was 36 and a non-lawyer. I’m a victim.. by the way can you guys tweet my story and tag my Instagram handle, I really want the public to validate me and get more followers. I’m trying to kickstart my social media career. Thanks”


Soon foids will be pressing charges against guys for wearing lifts, or finding out they got jaw implants.

 

[TheLegendofBentCock]

This makes me wish I was approaching foids back when I was 18.

I want to make my 30s what my teens and 20s could have been but if a young girl isn't attracted to men 30+ then I might as well just rope now.

18-25 is my preferred age range of foid.

At least when I'm approaching I feel like I'm doing something for myself and against foids, so it's a win win!

But my best years when I was the same age as the foids that I am attracted to have passed.

 

[Cuyen]

Just be Chad

 

[Weed]

This girl most likely frauded he rpucs like every foid does, send that bitch to prison now

this

 

[TheRealChincel]

In the near future, a sub-7 guy not having proof of everything he says along with written consent will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

 

[masterwizard]

Whores have been getting tape measures tattooed on their wrists to combat guys trying to fraud their dick length.

 

[SubhumanMonster]

Lmao how’s she gonna explain that to the cops?

“You see Officer, I only drank his cum and let him use my holes as flesh lights because I thought he was a 29 year old lawyer, and I thought I was about to get a rich boyfriend and start the living the Instagram life and flex on all my friends .. Im a strong woman and I know the value of my holes. Only tall hot guys and rich guys. I never would have drank his cum and let him piss in my asshole if I knew he was 36 and a non-lawyer. I’m a victim.. by the way can you guys tweet my story and tag my Instagram handle, I really want the public to validate me and get more followers. I’m trying to kickstart my social media career. Thanks”


Soon foids will be pressing charges against guys for wearing lifts, or finding out they got jaw implants.

Kek

 

[Deleted member 1060]

> guy is 36 but looks like in his twenties == a definite chad
> whore wants to file rape charge against him as soon as she finds out that guy is not a lawyer (i.e. poor)

Whore wants a good looking, older, mature man who is also rich.

Burn that bitch alive.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Lmao how’s she gonna explain that to the cops?

“You see Officer, I only drank his cum and let him use my holes as flesh lights because I thought he was a 29 year old lawyer, and I thought I was about to get a rich boyfriend and start the living the Instagram life and flex on all my friends .. Im a strong woman and I know the value of my holes. Only tall hot guys and rich guys. I never would have drank his cum and let him piss in my asshole if I knew he was 36 and a non-lawyer. I’m a victim.. by the way can you guys tweet my story and tag my Instagram handle, I really want the public to validate me and get more followers. I’m trying to kickstart my social media career. Thanks”


Soon foids will be pressing charges against guys for wearing lifts, or finding out they got jaw implants.

Omg this is spot on!

by the way can you guys tweet my story and tag my Instagram handle, I really want the public to validate me and get more followers. I’m trying to kickstart my social media career. Thanks”

And this is so fucking true how many times have we seen this happening and after the alleged rape claim these insta thots get thousands of followers hense the "kickstart my social media career"
- Amazing post this is true word for word.