Serious The Best Job in the World would be a TSA Agent at the Border

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I remember when my car was searched crossing the border, the border guards can literally prevent you from using the washroom. They have to let you use it by unlocking it and they can pretty much watch you in their to make you as uncomfortable as possible if they want. You're essentially in their custody at that point.

Harkening back to that story I told a few days ago about the toilet at the airport who shit herself because TSA didn't let her go to the bathroom while they were searching her bag, I had an amazing thought.

Imagine being a border guard at the land border, and you can just force the toilets to sit there in the waiting area while their car is searched. They ask to use the bathroom and you just say "sorry, it's out of service right now". They sequel like pigs "OFFICER I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM IM GOING TO PEE MYSELF" and you just go "sorry ma'am, out of order". Then the toilet goes "AHHHHHHHHHH" and pisses or shits everywhere, and they get detained for public urination or public defecation. Even if they don't end up pissing or shitting you can still be like "NOPE, NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM FOR YOU YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Asgard]

You better delete all of your online presence if you intend to become a government worker, and that includes your profile made on this forum. Incels aren't well liked in the US.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

You better delete all of your online presence if you intend to become a government worker, and that includes your profile made on this forum. Incels aren't well liked in the US.

I am not planning on becoming one in the slightest. It was just a hypothetical thought. I already am going down the economics route.

 

[Asgard]

I am not planning on becoming one in the slightest. It was just a hypothetical thought. I already am going down the economics route.

Good luck in your next upcoming endeavors, future capitalist.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Good luck in your next upcoming endeavors, future capitalist.

Thank you! I'm already doing quite well with my own buisnesses.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Those whores deserve that kind of humiliation as punishment for their transgressions.

 

[Emba]

I depends on my Huggies during international flights