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Story The best days of my life

Stupid Clown

Stupid Clown

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Complete isolation in my room. I could jerk off whenever I wanted to. I could play video games. It was wonderful. I'd eat once per day. My meal? A magnificent peanut butter and jelly sandwich fit for a king. I wish I could travel back to those days. They were just so wonderful. :feelsaww: :feelsaww: :feelsaww: :feelsaww:
 
I still live exactly like that daily, I just added drugs to the mix
 
Why can't you do it these days, on weekends?
 
Complete isolation in my room. I could jerk off whenever I wanted to. I could play video games. It was wonderful. I'd eat once per day. My meal? A magnificent peanut butter and jelly sandwich fit for a king. I wish I could travel back to those days. They were just so wonderful. :feelsaww: :feelsaww: :feelsaww: :feelsaww:
Also, I need to eat 3 times a day or I get a tummy ache, I am a fatcel babu kingcel nigga.
 
Wtf I had never seen you this happy before
 
A babu king perhaps????
???
¿
??
I still live exactly like that daily, I just added drugs to the mix
Your prefrontal cortex is going to get obliterated.


:shock::shock::shock:


Why can't you do it these days, on weekends?
Life is miserable unfortunately. I wish I could.

Also, I need to eat 3 times a day or I get a tummy ache, I am a fatcel babu kingcel nigga.
Based

Wtf I had never seen you this happy before
I'm not happy. I'm remembering back to when I was happy.
 
???
¿
??
Let me Babu King pill you. I am the king of ALL babus (sons) of this board. I can not be a king without my sons and my kingdom can not exist with my sons. @Stupid Clown I will now give you the role of merchentcel in my kingdom. Most of this board are peasentcels/serfcels, and I have been reading their posts to see if they are worthy to move up the hierarchy and become a knightcel, which after becomes a lordcel. After that is a wisardcel, which is given automatically if you are old or very wise, and after that is princecel, then me, THE KING OF ALL BABUS.
 
Let me Babu King pill you. I am the king of ALL babus (sons) of this board. I can not be a king without my sons and my kingdom can not exist with my sons. @Stupid Clown I will now give you the role of merchentcel in my kingdom. Most of this board are peasentcels/serfcels, and I have been reading their posts to see if they are worthy to move up the hierarchy and become a knightcel, which after becomes a lordcel. After that is a wisardcel, which is given automatically if you are old or very wise, and after that is princecel, then me, THE KING OF ALL BABUS.
I'm honored my Lord
 
What changed? You share a room now?
 
Almost sounds like my life on weekends.
 
That's my dream NEETmaxx and never go outside ever
 
what is your life like now?
 

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