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The beef between me and my foid neighboor

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She always complains about everything, loud music, cigarettes at the ground an shit…

At some point i had enough of her foidish fuss, so i got loud, threatened her and i kicked her bike to the ground, she got scared like a little deer and went home running up the stairs.

Some minutes later i had the police at my door and was arrested, with handcuffs behind my back and i was also beaten in the police station, because i didn’t wanted to accept being arrested, they grabbed me by the neck and tried to push me to the ground but i was stronger than them, they had to jump me with 3 men in order to push me to the ground, then they made the George Floyd move, by chocking me.
 
Not sure if real of a parody, it sounds believable until the last part. Police officers usually attack in packs though.
 
Not sure if real of a parody, it sounds believable until the last part. Police officers usually attack in packs though.
I was at the police station and started to scream at the cops and one of them grabbed me from behind my neck and i fought back, then the other ones invited
 
The Grinch
 
I believe it lol
 
Pending court date :feelswhat:
 
Based, glad you're back now :smonk:
 
I think you should give your neighbor some beef if you know what I mean.
 
Give her yer beefy sausage!
 

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