Zhou Chang-Xing
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Let's take the average male height and average female height of the USA, the average toilet is 5'4 and the average man is 5'10 (Non-Hispanic White).
Above there's an illustration, the average man of the same height isn't just a bit stronger than the average toilet, he is SIGNIFICANTLY stronger, a 4'11 man can easily overpower a 6 foot toilet, but not only have males been blessed with superior strength, we've also been blessed with an overal average superior height. (Though I get height-mogged by dozens of toilets a day.)
But a man who is 5'7 in the USA will be referred to as "short". Now imagine actually being a toilet. It's actually kind of easy, go to a public place and sit on a somewhat high bar stool and then look at everyone around you. Literally everyone looks like a freaking giant.
Now imagine walking up to a man who is extremely muscular and a head taller than you and then just openly mocking him and calling him "short". That's literally the average toilet.
Being a toilet is like living in a world surrounded by enormous dangerous animals that are more intelligent than you and can easily overpower and outwit you AND stand tall looking down on you. Yet because of their biological programming they serve you as slaves rather than dominate you.
Just put the average male alone in a room with the average female and tell him that he can do whatever he could to her without being legally liable for his actions. This wouldn't end well for her.
The more I think about toilets the less I respect them.