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tfw not taking a shower until the stench of my balls becomes unbearable

Cerebral hypoxia

Cerebral hypoxia

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Got a couple days off and I'm ldarmaxxing. Feels good mang
 
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Showers are for pussies unless you're a chad
 
I only have 1 hour left to shower before i head to bed. I have longer hair, so going longer than a day without a shower fucks it up. Even if I shampoo it, it will still feel coarse and greasy.
 
My record for true enlightened no shower mode is about 1 month and 12 days. Haven't taken one in two weeks.
 
My record for true enlightened no shower mode is about 1 month and 12 days. Haven't taken one in two weeks.

Holy shit you mog the shit out of me
 
Try sniffing your boxxers after a solid gymcel session. Heavenly.
 
Try sniffing your boxxers after a solid gymcel session. Heavenly.
Are you a fellow smellyballsackcel? When I used to not give a fuck I didn't bother to use lotrimin on my balls so after work on the train I would stink up the entire car
 
Are you a fellow smellyballsackcel? When I used to not give a fuck I didn't bother to use lotrimin on my balls so after work on the train I would stink up the entire car
Kek theyre not that smelly, just a little musky. Wash them every time i shower (every other day) .

Did people sit away from you?
 
Kek theyre not that smelly, just a little musky. Wash them every time i shower (every other day) .

Did people sit away from you?

They are legit horrible smelling everyone went away from the side of the train car I was at except for like crackheads.

If I don't use powder that what happens lmao
 
IT: Aha! He wonders why he doesn't have a gf!
 
They are legit horrible smelling everyone went away from the side of the train car I was at except for like crackheads.

If I don't use powder that what happens lmao
Is it like ringworm on your balls or what is it?
 
Only worth showering once you can smell your own balls through your jeans
 

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