tfw Chad doesn't even have to get up to pee

[jerrycan dan]

Sitting in my computer chair reading stuff, I really REALLY REALLY need to piss but I can't give myself the motivation to get up and do it
Chad does not have this issue, femoids will quite literally let Chad use him as their toilet. If I was Chad funposting on the internet, reading things and listening to music, I could rudely call my 3 gfs over and they would suck the pee out of me so I wouldn't have to get up. JFL at not being attractive enough to have women let you do anything to them, it's like playing the game of life with a whole section permanently locked. Then again we have far more locked than that, so it should be the least of our problems.

 

[rabitter]

I recently saw an amateur porn video of a foid drinking Chad's piss while he's playing fortnite

 

[Deleted member 1410]

my roommate pissed up his stepbrother's ass.

 

[jerrycan dan]

my roommate pissed up his stepbrother's ass.

elab

 

[50ChadsOfGrey]

dafuq did I just read

 

[Deleted member 1410]

they had gay sex. his family is fucked up. anything else you want to know?

 

[investigatorcel]

"just use foid like a toilet bro"

 

[jerrycan dan]

they had gay sex. his family is fucked up. anything else you want to know?

why are they having gay sex man

 

[Deleted member 1410]

had*

his family was physically, emotionally, psychological and sexually abusive. except for his dear mom, who thankfully is still alive. his dad died in 1995.

 

[jerrycan dan]

had*

his family was physically, emotionally, psychological and sexually abusive. except for his dear mom, who thankfully is still alive. his dad died in 1995.

are you insinuating that child abuse causes homosexuality you homophobe?
wow. just wow. this is going on inceltears

 

[Deleted member 15737]

dafuq did I just read

 

[Deleted member 1410]

are you insinuating that child abuse causes homosexuality you homophobe?
wow. just wow. this is going on inceltears

uh, I don't even care what he is, shit happens. and I know you're full of it.

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I recently saw an amateur porn video of a foid drinking Chad's piss while he's playing fortnite

I saw a scat porn where a white chad shits in a restaurant and noodlewhores are picking corns from that shit with chopstick and eating them.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

For once we can virtue signalling Chad because we will never be that rude to a foid technically.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

One man's toilet is another man's wife

 

[Deleted member 6470]

You know you're way good looking enough if you could get away with that.
Meanwhile we have handling hands cel.

 

[Dregster]

Sitting in my computer chair reading stuff, I really REALLY REALLY need to piss but I can't give myself the motivation to get up and do it
Chad does not have this issue, femoids will quite literally let Chad use him as their toilet. If I was Chad funposting on the internet, reading things and listening to music, I could rudely call my 3 gfs over and they would suck the pee out of me so I wouldn't have to get up. JFL at not being attractive enough to have women let you do anything to them, it's like playing the game of life with a whole section permanently locked. Then again we have far more locked than that, so it should be the least of our problems.

God IQ Thread

One man's toilet is another man's wife

Lol Based

 

[Mainländer]

"just use foid like a toilet bro"

 

[Agent_Coper]

Brutal peepill.

 

[Michael15651]

Honestly being Chad is better than being a billionaire. Even though most Chad’s are likely to already be wealthy dougebags.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Foids are toilets for chads and Tyrones in 2018

 

[ihaveno1]

One man's toilet is another man's wife

"just use foid like a toilet bro"

 

[Deleted member 5861]

that does't happen in real life