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Tell me the darkest joke you know because I want to feel something

glowIntheDark

glowIntheDark

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I will go first-
What is the difference between My sister and cancer?
I don't want to bash cancer's head straight into a wall untill it's brains splatter all over
 
what do you call an "indian priest"
holy shit
 
My daughter recently killed a butterfly so I told her she won't be allowed to eat butter for a week. The next day she came up to me and proclaimed she had killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I replied.
:feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
 
@Govid_Dorious
 
My daughter recently killed a butterfly so I told her she won't be allowed to eat butter for a week. The next day she came up to me and proclaimed she had killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I replied.
Lmao
 
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!
 
The darkest joke is still NIGGER
 
'Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it'
 
How does a Tasmanian know when his sister is having her period?

His father's cock tastes funny.
 
I can't, my humor is as dark as a jew in an oven
 
What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple? The pimple waits till your twelve to come on your face
 

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