I cant cope
A translation lookaside buffer is a memory cache that stores the recent translations of virtual memory addresses to physical memory addresses. It is used to reduce the time taken to access a user memory location.
^ Boring
I used to shit the bed until I was 13
I used to shit the bed until I was 13
Nigga what
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women are hypergamy which means they go above their level
I still shit it at 20
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Normies are pychos.
I watched 'Over The Edge' earlier. Kurt brought it up in the montage of heck documentary. Pretty good film ngl 
Wish we had that type of rebellion at my old school. We need more and more anarchy to occur.
Wish we had that type of rebellion at my old school. We need more and more anarchy to occur.
Yeah sometimes I am too lazy, depressed and lethargic to bother going to the toilet so I just let one loose right in my bed. Hopefully mummy will clean it.
I'm a boring guy sorry
Sure! Did you know that octopuses have three hearts? Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. But here's the twist—when an octopus swims, the heart that delivers blood to the body actually stops beating! This is part of why octopuses prefer crawling along the seafloor rather than swimming; it’s less tiring for them.
Anything specific you’d like to know more about? I’m full of random facts!
Anything specific you’d like to know more about? I’m full of random facts!
What is the optimal hamburger
That's a fantastic fact—you nailed it! Octopuses are full of bizarre and fascinating biology. Their blue blood, three hearts, and distributed nervous system make them almost alien.
If you're into random facts like that, here are a few octopus-related curiosities you might like:
- Their brains are wild. Octopuses have nine brains—one central brain and a mini-brain in each of their eight arms. Their arms can act semi-independently, which is part of why they’re such escape artists.
- They're masters of disguise. Octopuses can change both the color and texture of their skin in an instant. They have specialized skin cells called chromatophores (for color) and papillae (for texture). They can mimic coral, rocks, even other animals.
- They taste with their arms. Their suckers have chemoreceptors, meaning they can “taste” whatever they touch. Imagine tasting your food just by picking it up.
- They’re short-lived geniuses. Despite being highly intelligent, most species live only 1–2 years. The larger Pacific striped octopus and giant Pacific octopus are rare exceptions, sometimes living 3–5 years.
Want to go deeper into cephalopod intelligence, mimicry, or maybe deep-sea adaptations? Or would you prefer a totally different kind of random fact—say, from space or ancient history?
The "optimal" hamburger depends on the criteria you're using—flavor, texture, nutrition, or perhaps a balance of all of those. But, if we’re talking about a burger that really nails all the basics, here’s my take on the elements that would make it close to perfect:
1. Bun
- Type: A lightly toasted brioche or potato bun. It’s soft yet sturdy enough to hold everything together.
- Texture: Slightly crisp on the outside but soft inside. The toasting adds a little crunch and prevents the bun from getting soggy.
2. Beef Patty
- Meat Quality: 80/20 ground beef (80% lean, 20% fat) strikes the perfect balance between juiciness and flavor.
- Thickness: About 1/3 pound (or around 5-6 oz) per patty, which offers enough surface area for a nice sear while remaining juicy inside.
- Seasoning: Just salt and freshly cracked black pepper, so the beef flavor stands out.
- Cooking: Seared on a hot grill or cast-iron skillet to create a crispy outer layer (the Maillard reaction) while keeping the inside juicy.
3. Cheese
- Type: Classic American cheese or cheddar. The American cheese melts smoothly, enveloping the patty in a creamy layer, while cheddar provides a sharper contrast.
- Melt: Add the cheese during the last minute of cooking to let it melt just right over the patty.
4. Toppings
- Lettuce: Fresh, crisp iceberg or romaine for texture.
- Tomato: Thick-cut, vine-ripened, and juicy with a touch of salt.
- Pickles: Sliced dill pickles for a tangy crunch. They can cut through the richness of the beef and cheese.
- Onions: Grilled or raw, depending on your preference. Grilled onions add sweetness, while raw red onions give a little bite.
5. Sauce
- Classic Sauce: A blend of ketchup, mayo, and mustard. Some people add a little pickle relish to balance out the flavors.
- Optional Variations: You could go for something more special, like a smoky barbecue sauce, sriracha aioli, or even a truffle mayo for an upscale touch.
6. Cooking Technique
- The key to the optimal burger is not overcooking it. A medium-rare or medium burger (internal temperature around 130-145°F) keeps the patty juicy while still being safe to eat.
- A good sear on both sides, plus resting the burger for a couple of minutes after cooking to let the juices redistribute.
7. Assembly
- Bottom bun first, a light spread of sauce, the patty with melted cheese, toppings (lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions), more sauce on top, and the top bun.
- Everything should be balanced so that each bite has a mix of textures: juicy, crispy, creamy, and crunchy.
Bonus Elements
- Bacon: Crispy bacon strips can be a great addition for extra crunch and flavor.
- Egg: A fried egg with a soft yolk on top adds richness and an extra layer of comfort.
Bungee gum possesses the properties of both gum and rubber
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age you can buy normal alcohol is 16 in Germanic countries
The first computer "bug" was an actual insect, a moth, stuck in a relay of the Harvard Mark II computer in 1947
*all beer and wine at 16, but liquor only at 18
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I remember when the original video was all over YouTube and has been clicked millions of times. I tried finding it again and it looks like YouTube completely nuked it off the website
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You are welcome
i love porn
Putting cheese on your balls when your in the shower feels nice.
Im an incel
if you put a tiny bit of mustard in mashed potatoes, it tastes really good. Most interesting thing I can think of mate sorry
It is over.
I remember that!
when a foid is plotting something, she will consult with her girl friends to develop a socially acceptable backstory
sometimes they include trusted males in the conspiracy
that is why you may sometimes feel gaslighted, and like people are in on something
sometimes they include trusted males in the conspiracy
that is why you may sometimes feel gaslighted, and like people are in on something
they’re gonna tell you
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