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LifeFuel Teenagers won't get prime sex anymore. Since largest Shopping Mall UK goes into administration

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Ok hear me out with the weird thread title, conflating teenage sex with a static teenage past-time.

But "Intu" Malls (the UKs largest Shopping Mall chain) has gone into administration, i.e. is going bankrupt, as they accrued debts of -£3 Billion pounds and a Chinese conglomerate decided the UK retail sectors days are over and they'll invest in Asian tiger economies instead. Quite a few other Chinese businesses did the same.

Now anyone knows that prime teenage stacies and their Chad/lite boyfriends go on dates in Malls. What you see in teenage anime is true and its that simple (for teen Chads and Stacies). Wide eyed Girl with slim arms and breasts sits next to Chad in class, they briefly converse, she slips him a note with a wink- "meet at the Fountain outside the mall at 11am". PG-13 think DATE-A-LIVE anime season 1. R-rated think "Sexfriend" shagging in the toilets of a cinema mid-performance or Disabled toilet to "seal the deal".

Now this Intu group has every major UK Mall in its portfolio so unless someone can cough up £3 Billions that means no more teenage sex. Granted you'll still have the bike sheds or bedrooms but me Malls are an essential part of teenage courtship.
 
Nothing of value was lost.
 
Good riddance. No more fucking in the mall toilets for foid scum.
 
Good riddance. No more fucking in the mall toilets for foid scum.

Based. People do not realise how common fucking in the Mall toilets is for teenage couples. How romantic.

Oh; and welcome back commander.

 

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