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Serious Techcels stay the fuck away from small companies

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The small company/startup is a techbro dream of larping as some 10x developer/hero developer — it is debatable if these myths are constantly shilled by corporations to exploit the devs even more.

Here's my job advice if you're non-FAANG tier:

Never work in a small company with flat hierarchy. Doing so means you will (most of the times) have no path advancement, legal protections, scapegoating, and context switching.

Not all small firms are bad, and not all large corps are good, but you will see the constant patterns, with varying level of severity depending on your particular company.

The generalist ranking tends to go like this in big corp/contract jobs:

Dev[1], Dev[2], Dev[3], Manager[1], Manager[2]

In a flat hierarchy, it goes like this:

Dev
Senior Dev
Boss

Bureaucratic jobs force you into one domain without wearing many hats. Context switching is extreme in small firms and does not build skills with constant firefighting.

The red tape can sometimes make you less efficient, but it also protects you legally, mentally, physically, and skill wise.

Many small companies have poor pay and pays even worse than entry level contract workers, and are unstable.

Vast majority of startups/small firms never go anywhere.

In fact, because they are desperate for cash, they will kowtow to every unreasonable client demand, expanding workload without hiring new staff, this directly leads to unmanageable architecture (usually a mess of insecure 2010 frameworks, BOLA APIs, bad configs).

To increase their perceived value and to look 'modern', they will picot to as many as wildly different fields as possible, like a former web app dev (literally me) could find himself working with IoT, 3d modeling, phone apps, VR, game engines, etc, and superficial features like language, font adjustment, light/night mode, UI animations.

Do not think because the company is small, you will have a low workload, small firmd create many apps and features simply because the client demands.

It is also common for small firms to force 'ownership' on devs, which means if you can't go to work, you will not live a moment of peace. A bus factor of 1!

Small firms lack roles like legal writers, dedicated QA, customer support, operational coordinators, testers etc.

I have worked at both types:

In contract, if you show up on time, follow orders, you are basically guaranteed promotions

In small firms, you do everything, incl. writing legal text, getting hospitalized (mine doesn't even provide bug sprays for field app tests) without rewards

While politics play a role in both, small firms often lack promotions at all, and because the hierarchy is flat, it is very dependent on your standing with the CEO. It's also top-down, but without the advantages of a structured hierarchy.

My incident involved a severe and rapid case of Cellulitis caused by extremely aggressive pest bites over two hours. Within just 24hrs, the pus were leaking to the ground — I was hospitalized for 4 days, hooked on IV antibiotics, and an extremely clumsy recovery with daily clinic visits.

During my hospitalization, I had my communication apps bombarded with "we have to do the deadline" before they capitulated and gave in to my doctor's papers.

Stay away from startups.
 
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and context switching
What does this mean in corpospeak? We only know the other context switching

Also is it cool if I DM u for career advice?
 
nowadays motherfuckers in tech are happy to have a job at all and will jump at every opportunity
 
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My incident involved a severe and rapid case of Cellulitis caused by extremely aggressive pest bites over two hours. Within just 24hrs, the pus were leaking to the ground — I was hospitalized for 4 days, hooked on IV antibiotics, and an extremely clumsy recovery with daily clinic visits.
what the fuck
 
Never work in a small company with flat hierarchy. Doing so means you will (most of the times) have no path advancement, legal protections, scapegoating, and context switching.

Not all small firms are bad, and not all large corps are good, but you will see the constant patterns, with varying level of severity depending on your particular company.

could have told you this 12 years ago, if they don't let you relax once you've proven yourself (the way normies relax and barely do anything in bigger companies where it's 20 people on a simple project) then just get another job or LDAR as there is no benefit whatsoever in slaving for those faggots for +3% raises per year
 
Everything he said is true. If first day on the job they say “we are like a family here” stay away.
 
Just stay away from tech in general if you’re a lazy person.
 
What does this mean in corpospeak? We only know the other context switching

Also is it cool if I DM u for career advice?
The dictionary and thesaurus are you're frens bro... They mean exactly what they imply.
 
The dictionary and thesaurus are you're frens bro... They mean exactly what they imply.
*your
Also pls tell me to just google next time
Tung Tung GIF
 
Stay away from small companies regardless of what profession you have.

They al pay little, make you do work which you are not qualified for, make you do overtime, working on weekends, gaslight you when you have complaints etc. etc. .

Especially family dun companie suck ass. Absolute nepotism.
The family will always come first regardless of how incompetent they are.
They will also get twice as much money as you, regardless of how worthless they are.
 
nowadays motherfuckers in tech are happy to have a job at all and will jump at every opportunity
Exactly its not like you have a choice
 
nowadays motherfuckers in tech are happy to have a job at all and will jump at every opportunity
Unfortunately
Everything he said is true. If first day on the job they say “we are like a family here” stay away.
The trap doesn't always slam shut on day one. As long as money keeps flowing, small companies can be bearable, the second they beg for cash (or grants/lucrative contracts) they will make you do everything, like my bug bite incident that resulted from it.

There is no bottom line for the small companies. I work alone on drone apps (jury rigged unsupported features with low level state machines aka atomic booleans and handlers), where company's pilots do not want to use it, so the boss has the brilliant idea to add a disclaimer (written by a senior using AI), then force it upon university students using his connections.

The app is so bad that the flight logger will not work if the app crashes, so if the drone kills someone (Tennoheika Banzai!!!), nobody will be charged for it (the non-crime thing is a joke; the sdk includes an internal, less detailed flight log)

I worked on asp net projects for the first year in this company in 2024, 2025 and 2026 is where things went crazy.
 
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