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Tears of the kingdom is ultimate goyslop

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I know botw isn't to liked by people on this forum. But I enjoyed it when I was younger. And I thought the mechs were cool and everything was new you know so I forgave the mistakes as it came out in 2017. So when tears or the kingdom came out and I got it as a present I was pretty exited to play it I got to playing then discovered it was literally the same fucking game there's like literally nothing new they removed stuff if anything. There no mechs just shity temples that require you to do 1+1 to continue and the npc with shit voice acting tells you how to do it all the menus are the same and still as bad. The "new" armour is just the dlc from the last game there's like 2 islands in the sky and depths that are just pitch black with nothing in them you can probably watch some 7 hour YouTube video on why it's so bad. I just hate the game, £70 for shit and still people like Scott the woz still say it's good.
 
True. TOTK has too many copy-pasted/derivative content to justify itself as a standalone sequel to BOTW.
 
Its just Ubisoft slop but Zelda they should go back to making unique Zelda games
 
Its just Ubisoft slop but Zelda they should go back to making unique Zelda games
it's even lazier than ubisoft slop. Any other company would be humiliated for copy and pasting a game like Tears of the Kingdom did.
 
I know botw isn't to liked by people on this forum. But I enjoyed it when I was younger.
My condolences, started playing it yesterday and outside of physics simulation it's a pure slop. Just thinking about turning on game again gives me feeling of disgust and pain. My brain hates botw.
 
I know botw isn't to liked by people on this forum.
The story was non-existent but the open world mechanics were fucking revolutionary.
 
The story was non-existent
I liked that tbh, I fucking hate games with a shoehorned slop story and cutscenes so long it feels like a movie
 
I liked that tbh, I fucking hate games with a shoehorned slop story and cutscenes so long it feels like a movie
Everyone’s fucking retarded the end
 
I know botw isn't to liked by people on this forum. But I enjoyed it when I was younger. And I thought the mechs were cool and everything was new you know so I forgave the mistakes as it came out in 2017. So when tears or the kingdom came out and I got it as a present I was pretty exited to play it I got to playing then discovered it was literally the same fucking game there's like literally nothing new they removed stuff if anything. There no mechs just shity temples that require you to do 1+1 to continue and the npc with shit voice acting tells you how to do it all the menus are the same and still as bad. The "new" armour is just the dlc from the last game there's like 2 islands in the sky and depths that are just pitch black with nothing in them you can probably watch some 7 hour YouTube video on why it's so bad. I just hate the game, £70 for shit and still people like Scott the woz still say it's good.
i hate the way Nintendo is now, i remember being so hype about the game back when it was first announced because they kept teasing it being "darker than majoras mask" or whatever the fuck they said, that trailer too looked sick but they just released a reskin game with no real substance, only slop consumers can enjoy that smoothbrain game. Nintendo only thinks about money now and not about reinventing the wheel like they used to, botw worked so they made the same game again and charged 80 bucks for it, no effort to try something new. and the new shit about the switch 2 and all its bullshit. will definitely be pirating all their new games.
 
Its just Ubisoft slop but Zelda they should go back to making unique Zelda games
they never will now because of botw's success. next zelda game will come out in 20 years and will probably be shit
 
It shouldn’t have been $70, and it was very laggy. If you played botw, totk would feel boring. Even though it does have many differences. The problem is, if you played botw, you’re going to play totk like it is botw, and often forget all the new stuff.

I personally felt like this, but the plot saved it imo. Loved ganon was cool. Best ganon imo.
 
For anyone on the fence, if you never tried botw, you’ll love totk (get the switch 2 edition. That version should be mandatory because of all the very very necessary enhancements jfl)

If you did botw, then you’ll only like totk if you feel like playing botw all over again (full grind). + totk is an even bigger grind than botw. I’d personally only play it on if I was multitasking and the game doesn’t matter. I’d recommend waiting more or less 10 years from the time you last played botw
 
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