Talk me out of this

[BigDickWizard]

So here's the situation. I just left home and some 18yos were hiding some alcohol behind the bushes outside my apartment so they can go out for dinner then drink cheap alcohol on the street. Few minutes later I do the obvious, they were gone and I took their alcohol home. My first idea was to simply ruin their night, done, but now I think maybe I can leverage this for sex? Maybe I can later go for a walk and pretend to stumble upon them and tell them "oooh someone took your alcohol? that's too bad. I have some at home... how much? no, no, I don't need money, I need sex". Bear in mind I stared at them judgingly for 20s+ when they were hiding it, I can recognize them, they can recognize me.

Am I delusional? Is there any way this will work and I can ascend doing this?

 

[Jacket]

Am I delusional?

Yes because you need to troll better than this to be entertaining.

 

[kay']

Bro this is not reddit

 

[Grodd]

 

[BigDickWizard]

Yes because you need to troll better than this to be entertaining.

I would upload a pic of the drinks but you'd just claim I bought them.

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Hello, fellow incels. I’m gonna harass women in public and tell them to have sex with me which will totally work. Based am I right?

 

[Diddy]

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[Cnidoblastos]

Kek

 

[InMemoriam]

What is this textbook inkwelling

 

[theanty]

"Big Dick Wizard"

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

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[anon65]

This will not work out well dawg

 

[BricABrac]

Enjoy being arrested for:
Harassment
Being Unattractive while male
Solicitation of a minor
Solicitation for sex
Aiding underaged drinking
Blackmail
Blackmale
Virtual Rape
Coercion
Terminal retardation

Just take their booze and drink it yourself. Free shit tastes better og fr fr no cap

 

[TheGrayWolf]

This is funny. Are you American? In Germany where I'm from you can legally buy beer and wine at 16, whiskey at 18.

 

[DutchCel01]

nice fbi post larper

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Is that for America?

Solicitation for sex

Sex-escorts and prositutes are legal in Germany and other parts of Europe

Aiding underaged drinking

You can legally buy beer and wine at 16, Whiskey at 18 in Germany..


look it up if you don't believe me

 

[BricABrac]

Is that for America?


Sex-escorts and prositutes are legal in Germany and other parts of Europe


You can legally buy beer and wine at 16, Whiskey at 18 in Germany..


look it up if you don't believe me

I know it's different in different countries.

I don't take these posts that seriously.

The important charges remain unaffected.

He talked to a girl whilst ugly, therefore he will go to jail for the rest of his life, there turned into a bitch for jamal

Destiny. It was never merely over.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I know it's different in different countries.

I don't take these posts that seriously.

The important charges remain unaffected.

He talked to a girl whilst ugly, therefore he will go to jail for the rest of his life, there turned into a bitch for jamal

Destiny. It was never merely over.

Yeah, I agree.

 

[Runt171]

Have fun in prison

 

[BigDickWizard]

It's 10PM, they should come back for their alcohol before midnight I hope. I'm gonna roam the streets and update in 2h if anyone cares. Even if I run into them I will probably bitch out, there's a reason I didn't get any all this time.

Have fun in prison

Will do.

 

[BigDickWizard]

It's midnight, been walking in circles and have not run into them. Anticlimactic to say the least.

 

[Runt171]

there's a reason I didn't get any all this time.

Your face Im assuming??
Or are you one of those “mentalcels”

 

[Vilsonicvs]

no this would not work, they would call the cops on you

 

[Vilsonicvs]

If they find out you stole from them they'll probably beat you up. they would not send a girl to fuck you to have the alcohol back, like bro please stop watching porn.

 

[Poindexter]

Hello Fed