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Serious Taking care of dick

Cuyen

Cuyen

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Is there anything like taking care of dick ? like you burshing your teeth and how you gonna taking care of your dick ? except shaving,what you can do keep it clean etc. would be great cope tbh
 
Is there anything like taking care of dick ? like you burshing your teeth and how you gonna taking care of your dick ? except shaving,what you can do keep it clean etc. would be great cope tbh

yes i love cleaning the smegma off after few days of not cleaning it
 
Cleaning smegma every day (that is, if you are uncut)
 
Just take care of your dick theory
 
Just wash it everyday and you will be ok..
 
JUST WASH YOUR LOBSTER PENIS BUCKO.
 
Don't forget the balls, those get pretty sweaty sometimes.
 
Clean your penis for the love of god
 
just get a haircut for your cock
 
I put melted coconut oil on mine
 
If you're circumcised there's no point. Kiked dicks are game over
 
Never try and shave it with an electrical hair trimmer. I have not done this myself but I once had a room mate who made this mistake. Blood all over the bath room and a scar that will arise questions if he ever manages to get a foid with full eye sight into bed..
 
I give it lots of love and shower it regularly
 
That title made me a bit suspicious.
 
Why do the men here not already know how to wash their dicks?
 
Just dickwashmax bro
 
You are a larper. I won't report you, but you seem like an outsider. :D
I’m not a larper, but I am an unusual incel. Just seems like that’s the sort of thing people learn long before they would even be having sex anyway, you know...
 
Who care incels wont need it for that purpose Anyway :feelscry::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
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impale a fleshlight on it
 
I give him a massage in an up and down motion nearly every day.
 
I just wash it in the shower, that's about it
 

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