>Be shit at football
>Play on a shit team
>Have a shit record
>Do nothing particularly fantastic all season
>Have a mediocre combine performance
>Be tall, Aryan, and handsome
>NFL GMs scrambling to draft you first round, possibly even the first QB of the draft
The NFL is literally creaming its pants to draft this bum so that they can finally have a family-friendly, 6’4”, white, Chad quarterback again. They’re tired of ugly, runningback groids and mutts being the face of their organizations, and are getting boners at the thought of putting Will’s sharp jawline on billboards and commercials everywhere.
Their pockets are gonna get fat from jersey sales to slutty sorority chicks that want to rub their clit in a Will Levis jersey pretending it’s his musty, game worn gear. NFL viewership is dropping, and white boomers are tired of uppity mutts BLMing football. Joe Burrow has changed the meta. Every team is dying to have a pretty white boy throwing the ball again. It doesn’t even matter that Will Levis fucking sucks. It’s not about winning anymore.
Will Levis is going first round to a team that has a black QB1, and he’s taking the starting spot game 1 of his rookie season. I’m calling it.
