SuicideFuel Take the Kindergarten pill

[Deleted member 12355]

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've experienced more intimacy with the opposite sex than most of us truecels ever will. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, had more intimate experience with the opposite sex than you likely ever will have.

 

[Newbie17]

What?

It’s over if you didn’t get a blowjob in kindergarten

 

[Ritalincel]

What?

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've experienced more intimacy with the opposite sex than most of us truecels ever will. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, had more intimate experience with the opposite sex than you likely ever will have.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

I still don't get it.

it's a testament of our pathetic nature as incels

 

[Gorecel]

It’s over if you didn’t get a blowjob in kindergarten

High IQ

 

[Deleted member 12355]

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've fucked. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, have fucked bitches.

not fucked kek. Was referring to kissing, hugging and such

 

[Ritalincel]

go kindER

 

[nekomimimodo]

I took the cesarean pill, I didn't even get to be born from a vagina, I got fucking pulled from my mother's stomach.
Fakecel if you didn't.

 

[Lord Byron]

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've experienced more intimacy with the opposite sex than most of us truecels ever will. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, had more intimate experience with the opposite sex than you likely ever will have.

Jesus fucking Christ, imagine being jealous of a five year old.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Jesus fucking Christ, imagine being jealous of a five year old.

They have had more romantic experience than us, why wouldn't you be jealous?

 

[Lord Byron]

They have had more romantic experience than us, why wouldn't you be jealous?

Firstly the idea of a five year old having “romantic experience” is inherently creepy. Second, it’s just pathetic. Why stop there? Next time you see two squirrels humping you can curse them for being normies, and envy their lives.

 

[Anger]

I remember my lunch was stolen by 2 girls in kindergarden

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Firstly the idea of a five year old having “romantic experience” is inherently creepy

muh social acceptability

 

[ChronicPaincel]

go kindER

 

[Lord Byron]

I remember my lunch was stolen by 2 girls in kindergarden

This could be a very important breakthrough. Is that the source of Anger’s incredible anger? I swear man, you are like the fucking Hulk.

 

[ImpureIncel]

Through all my years as a kid I remember that most of the boys had GF's or girls that had crushes on them, but never me. I was always the weird one.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

Through all my years as a kid I remember that most of the boys had GF's or girls that had crushes on them, but never me. I was always the weird one.

 

[mikepence]

I took the cesarean pill, I didn't even get to be born from a vagina, I got fucking pulled from my mother's stomach.
Fakecel if you didn't.

JFL if you've never even touched a vagina from birth.

 

[Life Wasted]

It's over for kindergartencels.

 

[nekomimimodo]

JFL if you've never even touched a vagina from birth.

it never began

 

[Anger]

This could be a very important breakthrough. Is that the source of Anger’s incredible anger? I swear man, you are like the fucking Hulk.

I remember they literally stole it from my hands but i didn´t fight back because i didn´t knew what´s going on

 

[Vodaccenu]

What?

IT'S OVER 4 U BUDDY BOYO
IF FOIDS WEREN'T SHARING CRAYONS WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T HOLD HANDS WITH YOU DURING RECESS-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T SHARE A JUICE BOX WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T CUDDLE WITH YOU DURING NAP TIME-OVER
"BUT BUT BUT MUH MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE"-COPE! IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE KINDERGARTEN LOVE, IT NEVER BEGAN FOR YOU!

 

[TomathonClancy]

Kindergarten pill

Also don't boys and girls stay separate in elementary?

 

[Skindiana Bones]

I grew up with a mulatto chad, maybe not in kindergarden, but in 4th grade the foids were already talking about him, I remember it clearly. Then in high school they were always talking about him and how hot he was. Jfl at being mogged since elementary school

 

[EthnicelNL]

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've experienced more intimacy with the opposite sex than most of us truecels ever will. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, had more intimate experience with the opposite sex than you likely ever will have.

High iq explanation

 

[SilentSoup]

Firstly the idea of a five year old having “romantic experience” is inherently creepy. Second, it’s just pathetic. Why stop there? Next time you see two squirrels humping you can curse them for being normies, and envy their lives.

Squirrels have an established place in the universe, a purpose, and meaningful things to do. Collecting nuts, running around, climbing trees, and fucking other squirrels. There aren't squirrel incels, squirrels don't suffer from depression, it's just being a squirrel doing your thing until you die and then the little ones you made from fucking squirrel stacy take your place.

100% serious I would rather be a squirrel than an incel. This existence is a curse.

 

[Lord Byron]

IT'S OVER 4 U BUDDY BOYO
IF FOIDS WEREN'T SHARING CRAYONS WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T HOLD HANDS WITH YOU DURING RECESS-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T SHARE A JUICE BOX WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T CUDDLE WITH YOU DURING NAP TIME-OVER
"BUT BUT BUT MUH MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE"-COPE! IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE KINDERGARTEN LOVE, IT NEVER BEGAN FOR YOU!

Instant pasta. You sir, are a comedic genius.

 

[currycel]

I went to an all boys school, it was over before it began

 

[Breeding is immoral]

Jesus fucking Christ, imagine being jealous of a five year old.

IT'S OVER 4 U BUDDY BOYO
IF FOIDS WEREN'T SHARING CRAYONS WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T HOLD HANDS WITH YOU DURING RECESS-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T SHARE A JUICE BOX WITH YOU-OVER
IF FOIDS DIDN'T CUDDLE WITH YOU DURING NAP TIME-OVER
"BUT BUT BUT MUH MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE"-COPE! IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE KINDERGARTEN LOVE, IT NEVER BEGAN FOR YOU!

thanks for the chuckle

 

[FaceandHFD]

I peaked in kindergarten

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I didn't even go to Kindergarten

 

[Cuyen]

It's over for kindergartencels.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Um

 

[JJtheIncel]

I took the cesarean pill, I didn't even get to be born from a vagina, I got fucking pulled from my mother's stomach.
Fakecel if you didn't.

 

[PheneZ]

This could be a very important breakthrough. Is that the source of Anger’s incredible anger? I swear man, you are like the fucking Hulk.

Anger never fails to impress me.

 

[Firefly]

You mean elemntary school pill?
Never heard of kindergarden kids being intimate with each other.. they just haven't developed those kind of urges yet..

 

[Haircutbro]

When i was in Kindergarden, there was this girl and her girlfriends told me and an other boy to come out to the garden
So i went out there with this boy, and she was sitting behind a bush
And she asked us to make out with her
And this Boy went to her, and made out with her, he even swapped his chewing gum with her while kissing with tounge
I was just there watching, then i asked if i can kiss her now, and she was like "no now i dont want you anymore"
So she basically was satisfied with her boychad and i could go in again while those two made out
First time i got rejected hard
So close yet so far
It wasnt in kindergarden but i dont know how its called in english
I was like 8 or 9 i think

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

It's over for kindergartencels.

 

[Blacktarpill]

kissing, hugging and such

Do you really think that you can exprience this in a kindergarten? Its over man.

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

If you didn't get belly touched when you were a fetus it's over.

 

[Incellectual]

Most people have their first kiss in kindergarten/first grade and I haven't even gotten that. I legit get mogged by most children

 

[Moustachcel]

We've been hearing a lot about the dog pill on this forum, quite rightly. But it's also important to not overlook the other various pills in existence. So without further adiue, allow me to introduce the Kindergarten pill. The Kindergarten pill is the recognition that there are boys in Kindergarten who've experienced more intimacy with the opposite sex than most of us truecels ever will. Think about that. Think back on your years as a preschool student, and try to reminisce who the popular kids were. If you can't recall memories from that long ago, elementary school will suffice. And then remember that those kids, who you perceived as more popular than you back then, already, at that young age, had more intimate experience with the opposite sex than you likely ever will have.

Wait @Ritalincel making an actual post without a soyface???

 

[Ritalincel]

Wait @Ritalincel making an actual post without a soyface???

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> /s

 

[Moustachcel]

> /s

what you mean bro?

 

[lastchancel]

if a girl didn't let you nut in her ass when you were 2 months old, it's over.

 

[BlkPillPres]

go kindER