You are sitting alone at a bus stop in the countryside where you live (rent is cheap) and plan to take a trip into the city to buy some snacks.
It wasn't that urgent, not life or death, but you really wanted to stock up for some lonely brooding this weekend.
The bus is not due to arrive for more than three hours.
You're used to waiting there alone and enjoy the solitude, you've done it dozens of times and it's always been just you.
You were just going to wait and read a light novel there.
You wish you wore shorts though, it is very hot and you forgot to bring water to hydrate,
Suddenly, you notice you are not alone: a girl arrives at the bus stop and sits on the same bench, on the opposite side of the stop.
She eyes up up and down and notices you are sweating, and smugly unzips her cooler pack and pulls out a popsicle.
She then scoots up and sits right next to you on the bench and begins eating the popsicle, playfully kicking her feet, TAUNTING YOU.
She really shows you how much she enjoys it: in anguish you catch this in your peripheral vision and feel more overheated than EVER.
You try to avoid looking at the popsicle and just look between your knees down at your feet in frustration.
But then she leans over right into your field of view and continues eating the popsicle.
It's so tantalizing that you reach out your hand, about to grab it, but manage to hold yourself back: you're not some kind of immoral icepop-thief... are you?
Eventually she puts the popsicle down and seems distracted by something. She's annoyingly close, but you're having trouble paying attention to what she's doing.
All you can do is stare at that popsicle, left mostly uneaten in it's wrapper... there's still 2/3 of it left, but it's going to melt!
CHOOSE: do you:
1) steal the remaining 2/3 of her popsicle and eat it
2) tell her she should finish her popsicle soon or it will melt
3) ask if you can have the rest of her popsicle
4) grab her popsicle and throw it into the bushes
5) offer to buy her popsicle with an extra bus ticket you have to trade
6) run home, cancel your trip
7) other? (insert alternate answer)
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