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Serious tablemaxxing vs gardenmaxxing. which one should i do?

kanyepilled

kanyepilled

i rely on drugs cuz i had no friends
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this incel thing was kinda cool but i decided to no longer be an incel. i already drink 7 litres of water a day and i get a haircut every week. my last step to ascension is one of these, so can i have some thoughts on which one works better :feelsXmas:
 
You youngcels can ascend tomorrow .
 

The Graycel Brotherhood No Mercy!
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You youngcels can ascend tomorrow .
you're right gonna go outside tomorrow and just have sex with a woman on the street thanks bro :feelsseriously:

you have to watch Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel too
but i already spent all my money on jugs of water and my weekly haircuts (from a woman). i don't have enough money to buy it on bluray what do i do bro :feels: don't recommend pirating i'm not supporting women that if i do that
 
cope, girls our age want tall good looking guys too
I can't stand youngcels on everything you niggas are pussies.
 
and tell how the fuck an ethnic manlet like me can compare with a 6'1 chad on the football team
"Think about improving your personality!" :soy:
 
how are we pussies?

when you were in high school it was probably easier but now every girl has a phone with IG, Snapchat and TikTok and are talking to their friends and showing off their bodies for chads

and tell how the fuck an ethnic manlet like me can compare with a 6'1 chad on the football team
How tall are you?
 
5'9 on a good day and 17 in 2 months

puberty almost over, the average guy i see is 5'11+ and the average girl is 5'7

maybe i should give her chocolates and make her laugh
You're funny brocel, 5'9, average looking, 16 sounds like a normie to me this is why I can't stand youngcels. :feelsrope:
 
im the least normie person in my school

even the severely autistic kids have friends

i have no one, everyone ignores me

i sit alone when i eat lunch

i walk alone in school

i do everything alone and im a normie? cmon man, you know what normies are like

they are never alone
Sounds like a you problem.
 
5'9 on a good day and 17 in 2 months
i hope i get 5'9 bro. i'm 5'6 :feelsrope:

i have no one, everyone ignores me

i sit alone when i eat lunch

i walk alone in school
i don't think i would be able to bare this tbh. i haven't gone to school in two years but atleast i have friends so i won't be "alone" but the idea of making new friends seems literally impossible.
 
what month do you turn 16
november, so in like half a year
you have blond hair and blue eyes, im ethnic and 5'9, you still mog
what type of ethnic are you? over if curry or rice but if you're average looking i'd say you have a chance.
 

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