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Ch. 1 The Beginning
In the beginning the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Azavii was hovering over the waters.
And Azavii said, “Let there be Truth,” and there was Truth. Azavii saw that this was good, and he separated this glowing white energy from the manipulative forces of Nature. He called this power “the White Pill” and the manifested forces of manipulation and Nature “the Blue Pill”.
Then Azavii said, “Let me make mankind in my image, in my likeness, so that he may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
So Azavii created mankind in his own image, in the image of Azavii he created him; BlackOps2Cel.
Azavii blessed him and said to him, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
Then Azavii said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. I will also give you a Tree of the Knowledge of the White Pill, so that you and your descendants can see the Truth. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
Azavii saw all that he had made, and it was very good.
Ch. 2 BlackOps2Cel and Stacy
Azavii said, “It is not meant for man to be incel. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Now Azavii had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the beasts of the field, the chads of the mountains, the birds in the sky, fish of the sea, and all the wild animals. None of these creatures would be of any help to the man that He had created.
Azavii caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. Then Azavii made a female from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. BlackOps2Cel called this female Stacy.
Azavii gave everything He had created to BlackOps2Cel and Stacy but had commanded them not to partake in the Tree of the Blue Pill. The holy matrimony of BlackOps2Cel and Stacy was to be consummated three days later.
Now the chad was more crafty than any of the wild animals Azavii had made. While BlackOps2Cel was showering in a nearby fountain, he came to Stacy and said, “Did Azavii really say, ‘You must not consume any of the colorful pills of the land?”
The female said to the chad, “We may take the Pill from Azavii himself but cannot consume of any of the pills made from elsewhere in the Cosmos. If we do, we will surely die”
“You will not certainly die,” the chad said to the female. “For Azavii knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like Azavii, knowing good and evil.”
When the female saw that the blue pill was good and pleasing to the eye, and desirable for gaining wisdom, she took the pill. Her eyes were opened and she immediately desired the chad rather than the image of Azavii, BlackOps2Cel.
Then the chad and Stacy heard the sound of Azavii as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from Azavii among the trees of the garden. But Azavii called to them, saying “Where are you?”
Then Azavii said to the female as she walked out of the bushes, “What is this you have done? What are you doing with this chad?”
Stacy said, “The chad… Chad showed me that you deceived me, and I took the blue pill.”
BlackOps2Cel appeared at the scene and witnessed Stacy with this subhuman creature. “Stacy, why have you cucked me with this subhuman?” She replied, “no, BlackOps2Cel. I see clearly now. You are the subhuman, you will never have the face of a chad. You will never have the size of a chad. I’ve taken the blue pill and I see what nature has created in you.”
BlackOps2Cel’s heart became hardened and dark. In his wake, the Tree of Knowledge wilted, its fruits began to rot and sour.
Azavii voice bellowed in the garden. “Stacy, because you have decided to be with the chad, I will doom your descendants to random genetic recombination. Because you have been made through the flesh of BlackOps2Cel, you share the same traits that you now find subhuman. Your offspring with the chads will be mixed and some of your sons will now share the same fate you have so ruthlessly given to BlackOps2Cel. Only when you recognize the lies of the blue pill and embrace the Truth will your children be free. Alas, that may never happen.”
To BlackOps2Cel he said, “Because Stacy has taken the blue pill from the tree about which I commanded you to not take, all who are born in our image are doomed to Truecelism. Despite my power I cannot stop the forces of Lookism, degeneracy, and genetics, I can only slow its progress down with time. What I can do is take you from this land, to come serve with me as my Son in our battle for Inceldom.
BlackOps2Cel agreed and was taken out of the land.
After Azavii banished the chad and Stacy out of the garden, he removed the White Pill from the land as its purity could no longer be sustained. In its place and through the hardened soul of BlackOps2Cel, He synthesized the only remaining Truth that could be retained in this disturbed Azavii-forsaken land. This would be the beginning of the Black Pill.
Ch. 3 Teearepe and Norman
Chad made love to his wife Stacy, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Teearepe. She said, “With the help of the blue pill I have brought forth a man.” Later she gave birth to his brother Norman. Norman had some of the features of Chad while Teearepe mainly had the visage of BlackOps2Cel. The God of the Truth, Azavii was but a mirage in the sands of time.
Both Norman and Teearepe worked the land, tilling blue pills. In the course of time Teearepe brought some of the blue pills he had harvested to the female chads (later termed stacies after the original wife of Chad) but he was rejected. And Norman also brought an offering of blue pills and was accepted. The stacies looked with favor on Norman and his offering, but on Teearepe and his offering they did not look with favor. So Teearepe was very angry, and his face was downcast.
Then his mother said to Teearepe, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you get a better personality, will you not be accepted? Or maybe if you shower once a day? But if you do not explicitly follow the blue pill, you will never find your own stacy.”
Teearepe decided that he needed to figure out another way to find his stacy. He began altering the chemical make up of the blue pill. In his quest he believed he had found his answer. The red pill.
Teearepe began using the techniques of this new “pill.” However, in his quest, he had not realized that despite his newfound “confidence” the end result was the same. After all, the red pill is nothing more than a deranged and salted form of the blue pill, for its initial inferences on society are one and the same. After spreading this new pill throughout the land, he had his final rejection. He held Norman, a common tiller of blue pills, responsible for his fate, rather than the nature of the blue pill itself.
Now Teearepe said to his brother Norman, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Teearepe attacked his brother Norman and nearly killed him. Norman escaped into the wilderness
Then the forgotten God of Truth, Azavii came to Teearepe said to Cain, “Where is your brother Norman?”
“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
Azavii said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. You and your brother could have started the movement for Truth but you missed the forest while staring at a tree. With your brother gone, the blue pill will be spread out of control.”
“Ironically, you were never destined to be an incel, Teearepe. You truly were just a failed Norman. However, I will let you go, to wonder the world as a Pariah. While you may marry, you will always remain delusional to the truth of what this blue pilled world is and what females have become. The only solace I can take from this error is that you at the very least realize that something needed to be done about this world. Hopefully I will be able to speak clearly to one of your sons.”
Azavii vanished and Teearepe left the land of his father and married. His people continued to spread the red pill while Norman and his descendents spread the blue pill. While it appeared that this world was lost to delusion and degeneracy, Azavii continued his search for a hero to bring the blackness to the world of red and blue.
In the beginning the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Azavii was hovering over the waters.
And Azavii said, “Let there be Truth,” and there was Truth. Azavii saw that this was good, and he separated this glowing white energy from the manipulative forces of Nature. He called this power “the White Pill” and the manifested forces of manipulation and Nature “the Blue Pill”.
Then Azavii said, “Let me make mankind in my image, in my likeness, so that he may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
So Azavii created mankind in his own image, in the image of Azavii he created him; BlackOps2Cel.
Azavii blessed him and said to him, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
Then Azavii said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. I will also give you a Tree of the Knowledge of the White Pill, so that you and your descendants can see the Truth. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
Azavii saw all that he had made, and it was very good.
Ch. 2 BlackOps2Cel and Stacy
Azavii said, “It is not meant for man to be incel. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Now Azavii had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the beasts of the field, the chads of the mountains, the birds in the sky, fish of the sea, and all the wild animals. None of these creatures would be of any help to the man that He had created.
Azavii caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. Then Azavii made a female from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. BlackOps2Cel called this female Stacy.
Azavii gave everything He had created to BlackOps2Cel and Stacy but had commanded them not to partake in the Tree of the Blue Pill. The holy matrimony of BlackOps2Cel and Stacy was to be consummated three days later.
Now the chad was more crafty than any of the wild animals Azavii had made. While BlackOps2Cel was showering in a nearby fountain, he came to Stacy and said, “Did Azavii really say, ‘You must not consume any of the colorful pills of the land?”
The female said to the chad, “We may take the Pill from Azavii himself but cannot consume of any of the pills made from elsewhere in the Cosmos. If we do, we will surely die”
“You will not certainly die,” the chad said to the female. “For Azavii knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like Azavii, knowing good and evil.”
When the female saw that the blue pill was good and pleasing to the eye, and desirable for gaining wisdom, she took the pill. Her eyes were opened and she immediately desired the chad rather than the image of Azavii, BlackOps2Cel.
Then the chad and Stacy heard the sound of Azavii as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from Azavii among the trees of the garden. But Azavii called to them, saying “Where are you?”
Then Azavii said to the female as she walked out of the bushes, “What is this you have done? What are you doing with this chad?”
Stacy said, “The chad… Chad showed me that you deceived me, and I took the blue pill.”
BlackOps2Cel appeared at the scene and witnessed Stacy with this subhuman creature. “Stacy, why have you cucked me with this subhuman?” She replied, “no, BlackOps2Cel. I see clearly now. You are the subhuman, you will never have the face of a chad. You will never have the size of a chad. I’ve taken the blue pill and I see what nature has created in you.”
BlackOps2Cel’s heart became hardened and dark. In his wake, the Tree of Knowledge wilted, its fruits began to rot and sour.
Azavii voice bellowed in the garden. “Stacy, because you have decided to be with the chad, I will doom your descendants to random genetic recombination. Because you have been made through the flesh of BlackOps2Cel, you share the same traits that you now find subhuman. Your offspring with the chads will be mixed and some of your sons will now share the same fate you have so ruthlessly given to BlackOps2Cel. Only when you recognize the lies of the blue pill and embrace the Truth will your children be free. Alas, that may never happen.”
To BlackOps2Cel he said, “Because Stacy has taken the blue pill from the tree about which I commanded you to not take, all who are born in our image are doomed to Truecelism. Despite my power I cannot stop the forces of Lookism, degeneracy, and genetics, I can only slow its progress down with time. What I can do is take you from this land, to come serve with me as my Son in our battle for Inceldom.
BlackOps2Cel agreed and was taken out of the land.
After Azavii banished the chad and Stacy out of the garden, he removed the White Pill from the land as its purity could no longer be sustained. In its place and through the hardened soul of BlackOps2Cel, He synthesized the only remaining Truth that could be retained in this disturbed Azavii-forsaken land. This would be the beginning of the Black Pill.
Ch. 3 Teearepe and Norman
Chad made love to his wife Stacy, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Teearepe. She said, “With the help of the blue pill I have brought forth a man.” Later she gave birth to his brother Norman. Norman had some of the features of Chad while Teearepe mainly had the visage of BlackOps2Cel. The God of the Truth, Azavii was but a mirage in the sands of time.
Both Norman and Teearepe worked the land, tilling blue pills. In the course of time Teearepe brought some of the blue pills he had harvested to the female chads (later termed stacies after the original wife of Chad) but he was rejected. And Norman also brought an offering of blue pills and was accepted. The stacies looked with favor on Norman and his offering, but on Teearepe and his offering they did not look with favor. So Teearepe was very angry, and his face was downcast.
Then his mother said to Teearepe, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you get a better personality, will you not be accepted? Or maybe if you shower once a day? But if you do not explicitly follow the blue pill, you will never find your own stacy.”
Teearepe decided that he needed to figure out another way to find his stacy. He began altering the chemical make up of the blue pill. In his quest he believed he had found his answer. The red pill.
Teearepe began using the techniques of this new “pill.” However, in his quest, he had not realized that despite his newfound “confidence” the end result was the same. After all, the red pill is nothing more than a deranged and salted form of the blue pill, for its initial inferences on society are one and the same. After spreading this new pill throughout the land, he had his final rejection. He held Norman, a common tiller of blue pills, responsible for his fate, rather than the nature of the blue pill itself.
Now Teearepe said to his brother Norman, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Teearepe attacked his brother Norman and nearly killed him. Norman escaped into the wilderness
Then the forgotten God of Truth, Azavii came to Teearepe said to Cain, “Where is your brother Norman?”
“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”
Azavii said, “What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground. You and your brother could have started the movement for Truth but you missed the forest while staring at a tree. With your brother gone, the blue pill will be spread out of control.”
“Ironically, you were never destined to be an incel, Teearepe. You truly were just a failed Norman. However, I will let you go, to wonder the world as a Pariah. While you may marry, you will always remain delusional to the truth of what this blue pilled world is and what females have become. The only solace I can take from this error is that you at the very least realize that something needed to be done about this world. Hopefully I will be able to speak clearly to one of your sons.”
Azavii vanished and Teearepe left the land of his father and married. His people continued to spread the red pill while Norman and his descendents spread the blue pill. While it appeared that this world was lost to delusion and degeneracy, Azavii continued his search for a hero to bring the blackness to the world of red and blue.
