So since some users here want to escortmaxx but don't know how to I am here to help
I have taken my time to craft this survival guide for you noobs so you can survive then build the courage.
• Preparing
To prepare for this make sure you follow these steps
- Have at least 200$ minimum
- Found a place on a website such as RubMaps
- Where you will park your car
- Nofap for at least a week, I know I know this sounds like
bullshit but trust me this will maximize the experience
- Pre Workout will be mostly optional but I use it to go more intense
• Going in
- Confirm the cost of the massage, have 40$ in your wallet for a 30 minute massage but some may charge more than 40$ for a massage so I would recommend call first
- Hide your money, have 80$ hidden and a 40$ hidden like your shoe or a hidden pocket because they either will try to steal from your wallet if you keep all your money in one place or try to make it more expensive
- Do not dress nice, try to look poor as possible but don't fucking act like a slob so please actually do take a shower and dont be gross
- Bring an ID, some require you to be 21 and if they ask just give it to them and hide it when you undress
• During the massage
- DO NOT ASK FOR SEX!! Let the massage gook ask for you because if you ask thats a huge red flag for them and they will think you are a glownigger
- Do not talk unless they talk to you
- Do not fully be honest about questions, if they ask where you work then say you work at McDonalds or some shit
- Spread your legs slightly as that indicates you want happy ending
- If they ask if you are from town just say something like you live in San Francisco or some shit and are just visiting
- If they ask for sex, NEGOTIATE MOTHERFUCKER NEGOTIATE!!! If you don't negotiate they will keep it expensive and do it if possible
• After sex
- Tip if its your first time or it was cheap
- DO not answer any personal questions they may ask
- Get the fuck out of there ASAP
• If the glowies raid (VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP!!!)
- if the glowies do raid just get back in your clothes and GET THE FUCK OUT ASAP!!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP do not talk to the cops, do not lie, do not give explainations, excuses or stories even small talk can be used against you
- Go during the day when the glowniggers are too busy dealing with the druggies and wanted suspects and especially helps when you are in a crime filled city where ops are too busy with more serious shit
- Only identify yourself if demanded with address and name
- They might ask to search you with the "Mind if I search you" say "I do not consent to searches"
There it is folks, my guide for newbie escortmaxxers massage parlor edition
I have taken my time to craft this survival guide for you noobs so you can survive then build the courage.
• Preparing
To prepare for this make sure you follow these steps
- Have at least 200$ minimum
- Found a place on a website such as RubMaps
- Where you will park your car
- Nofap for at least a week, I know I know this sounds like
bullshit but trust me this will maximize the experience- Pre Workout will be mostly optional but I use it to go more intense
• Going in
- Confirm the cost of the massage, have 40$ in your wallet for a 30 minute massage but some may charge more than 40$ for a massage so I would recommend call first
- Hide your money, have 80$ hidden and a 40$ hidden like your shoe or a hidden pocket because they either will try to steal from your wallet if you keep all your money in one place or try to make it more expensive
- Do not dress nice, try to look poor as possible but don't fucking act like a slob so please actually do take a shower and dont be gross
- Bring an ID, some require you to be 21 and if they ask just give it to them and hide it when you undress
• During the massage
- DO NOT ASK FOR SEX!! Let the massage gook ask for you because if you ask thats a huge red flag for them and they will think you are a glownigger
- Do not talk unless they talk to you
- Do not fully be honest about questions, if they ask where you work then say you work at McDonalds or some shit
- Spread your legs slightly as that indicates you want happy ending
- If they ask if you are from town just say something like you live in San Francisco or some shit and are just visiting
- If they ask for sex, NEGOTIATE MOTHERFUCKER NEGOTIATE!!! If you don't negotiate they will keep it expensive and do it if possible
• After sex
- Tip if its your first time or it was cheap
- DO not answer any personal questions they may ask
- Get the fuck out of there ASAP
• If the glowies raid (VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP!!!)
- if the glowies do raid just get back in your clothes and GET THE FUCK OUT ASAP!!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP do not talk to the cops, do not lie, do not give explainations, excuses or stories even small talk can be used against you
- Go during the day when the glowniggers are too busy dealing with the druggies and wanted suspects and especially helps when you are in a crime filled city where ops are too busy with more serious shit
- Only identify yourself if demanded with address and name
- They might ask to search you with the "Mind if I search you" say "I do not consent to searches"
There it is folks, my guide for newbie escortmaxxers massage parlor edition
