Often times a summer dress is considered somehow "classier" or less slutty than wearing short shorts and a tank top. This is false. If a roastie wears a summer dress to a social outing, they are looking to get rammed by a Chad or two, espcially if they are headed to a concert.
See, the summer dress allows for easy Chad access from behind. When she is grinding while dancing with a guy he is basically groping her bare ass and underwear. As you can see in the second pic the righteous jezebel whore is wearing a cross, and at first glance she may seem to be more refined than the average short shorts wearing roasties. Don't let this cloud your judgement and force you into oneitis.
See, the summer dress allows for easy Chad access from behind. When she is grinding while dancing with a guy he is basically groping her bare ass and underwear. As you can see in the second pic the righteous jezebel whore is wearing a cross, and at first glance she may seem to be more refined than the average short shorts wearing roasties. Don't let this cloud your judgement and force you into oneitis.
