Stacy says she wants to die: Thousands of people bawling their eyes out, tripping over themselves to tell her how beautiful she is. Endless recipient of money and gifts from thousands of admirers, shit tons of men hitting up her DM wanting to wipe away her tears for her and make her all better.
If she tries: The entire world stops and a moment of silence is had by everyone, the media writing articles about her suicide attempt.
Chad feels suicidal: His bros try and console him and show him a good time. His girlfriend will also console him, or if he's single, he will get his dick wet again to make himself feel better.
If he tries: Tears are shed by lots of people that know him.
Average girl wants to die: Similar to Stacy, only not as dramatic or exaggerated.
If she tries: She gets a free vacation to a 5 star hotel in an exotic location filled with exotic Chads to take her mind off the pain and hurt.
Average man wants to die: People tell him to man up and quit acting like a bitch. They also tell him to quit blaming the world for his problems.
If he tries: He gets sent to a mental hospital and gets put on mind-numbing drugs. In the rare chance that he had a girlfriend, she leaves him for Chad for not being man enough.
Ugly girl wants to die: Men of her looksmatch try and console her, only to be brutally rejected. She gets fucked by a chadlite/tyrone to cheer herself up.
If she tries: She gets free therapy sessions with a psychologist who validates her feelings of deserving chad only, and that all men suck.
Incel rightfully wants to die: Someone anonymously tips the police or suicide prevention hotline (likely an IT member) without ever hanging out with them or actually giving them a reason to live (they aren't entitled to any joy or happiness in their miserable lives, they gotta earn it). They get immediately thrown in an empty windowless prison stripped naked with no human contact ever while everyone outside has the time of their lives, just to then be thrown in a mental hospital and drugged up to the point of not even remembering their names. They also experience violent assaults while being held in this mental institution and more bullying from everyone.
If he tries: He is successful, and he dies with nothing to his name. Nobody remembers him, and nobody cares. He leaves the world completely forgotten and unloved.
If she tries: The entire world stops and a moment of silence is had by everyone, the media writing articles about her suicide attempt.
Chad feels suicidal: His bros try and console him and show him a good time. His girlfriend will also console him, or if he's single, he will get his dick wet again to make himself feel better.
If he tries: Tears are shed by lots of people that know him.
Average girl wants to die: Similar to Stacy, only not as dramatic or exaggerated.
If she tries: She gets a free vacation to a 5 star hotel in an exotic location filled with exotic Chads to take her mind off the pain and hurt.
Average man wants to die: People tell him to man up and quit acting like a bitch. They also tell him to quit blaming the world for his problems.
If he tries: He gets sent to a mental hospital and gets put on mind-numbing drugs. In the rare chance that he had a girlfriend, she leaves him for Chad for not being man enough.
Ugly girl wants to die: Men of her looksmatch try and console her, only to be brutally rejected. She gets fucked by a chadlite/tyrone to cheer herself up.
If she tries: She gets free therapy sessions with a psychologist who validates her feelings of deserving chad only, and that all men suck.
Incel rightfully wants to die: Someone anonymously tips the police or suicide prevention hotline (likely an IT member) without ever hanging out with them or actually giving them a reason to live (they aren't entitled to any joy or happiness in their miserable lives, they gotta earn it). They get immediately thrown in an empty windowless prison stripped naked with no human contact ever while everyone outside has the time of their lives, just to then be thrown in a mental hospital and drugged up to the point of not even remembering their names. They also experience violent assaults while being held in this mental institution and more bullying from everyone.
If he tries: He is successful, and he dies with nothing to his name. Nobody remembers him, and nobody cares. He leaves the world completely forgotten and unloved.
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