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Venting Suicide methods? (in minecraft)

carbon monoxide poisoning
 
CPAP mask/bag over head + helium tank
 
Partial hanging so the rope doesn't pull down your house
 
Buy a toy gun and point it at a cop at an event where a politician is there
 
Attach a rope at the edge of a bridge, get it around your neck, jump, your neck breaks
 
Lock yourself in a burning building
 
Walk around a nigger neighbourhood after dark.
 
Go spelunking and traverse unmapped routes head-first, alone and don't tell anyone where you're going.
 
Take a canoe journey to check out overflow inlets at your local dam.
 
Close the door behind you on your way into an industrial freezer.
 
Play hide and seek inside the columns of storefront facades on a hot summer day (the empty space should be no wider than your shoulder blades).
 
Just run towards a creeper and give them a hug
 
Go to the forest for a while without any supplies
 
Run a car in an enclosed space
 
Walking up to a nigger and saying 'nigger' to their face
 
Go into sets an enable suicide
 
Handle dimethylmercury
 
Perform restorative maintenance on the Indian power grid
 
Ask at Sanctioned suicide instead
 
We have two minutes to live but breathing resets the clock.
 
shot gun (in Doom 2)
 
TATP + PVC tubes blocks + Minecraft skin with a vest (I'm joking, dear authorities).
 

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