Serious Sucking one's own dick

[Deleted member 11159]

I've known a few people that were flexible enough to perform oral on themselves, though (they say) they never actually did it. If I did stretches and shit and became flexible enough to do it, would it feel like i'm sucking dick or someone is sucking my dick?
All hypothetical, of couse.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Dude go and order a fleshlight mouth if you want a blowjob so freaking much, don't be a fag and suck dicks....

 

[Iamthesui]

Yes

 

[Modus Coperandi]

would feel like i'm sucking dick

^

 

[Insalsa]

Why are there so many gay threads today?

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Why are there so many gay threads today?

I guess they are talking a break from /r9k and trap threads and posting gay shit here....

 

[builderseed]

I've heard it's unsatisfactory. Like you're sucking a dick rather than getting your dick sucked.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Why?

 

[Felix97]

It wont feel like a BJ at all.. You can't trick your brain dude. If you're ticklish, go ahead and try tickling yourself with your bare hands, it won't work. Try giving yourself goosebumps with your hands (or your tongue, idc), again it's very unlikely to work. It's the same about sucking your own dick. The touches need to be very random and unpredictable in order to make it feel great. Your brain won't allow you to do that.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

Max Stirner did it. hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[everythingislava]

Dude go and order a fleshlight mouth if you want a blowjob so freaking much, don't be a fag and suck dicks....

By that logic everyone here gives handjobs and only nofappers are heterosexual.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

By that logic everyone here gives handjobs and only nofappers are heterosexual.

, I am talking about the feeling bro....it's gay to suck your own dick !!! No matter what....

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Better idea for ya:
https://incels.is/threads/living-fleshlights-and-vr.69995/

 

[everythingislava]

, I am talking about the feeling bro....it's gay to suck your own dick !!! No matter what....

You're touching and rubbing cock on a regularly basis - calling autofellatio gay is just irrational.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

You're touching and rubbing cock on a regularly basis - calling autofellatio gay is just irrational.

This.

Why does it seem a lot more gay to suck your own dick but giving yourself handjobs is seen as a normal thing to do?

 

[khafail]

You're touching and rubbing cock on a regularly basis - calling autofellatio gay is just irrational.

High IQ

If I could I would but it ain't cause I can't, nigga gang - Ugly God

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Wtf this is gay as shit

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Wtf this is gay as shit

Is it gay to fap?

 

[builderseed]

Is it gay to fap?

if you watch gay porn while doing so, yes

It's over.

truth is, the game was rigged from the start

 

[DyingInside]

I managed to do it once successfully and regretted it. Its not worth trying, trust me.

 

[Wonder]

One of my fellow students has told me that he knew a guy once who could suck his own penis. I don't know if it's true or not but it is a pretty interesting idea.

 

[What the fuck]

I've known a few people that were flexible enough to perform oral on themselves, though (they say) they never actually did it. If I did stretches and shit and became flexible enough to do it, would it feel like i'm sucking dick or someone is sucking my dick?
All hypothetical, of couse.

..........................WHAT A POST!!! -SARCASM-

 

[BonoboPower]

Max Stirner did it. hypothetically speaking of course.

Blowjobs are a spook.

 

[Zesto]

It wont feel like a BJ at all.. You can't trick your brain dude. If you're ticklish, go ahead and try tickling yourself with your bare hands, it won't work. Try giving yourself goosebumps with your hands (or your tongue, idc), again it's very unlikely to work. It's the same about sucking your own dick. The touches need to be very random and unpredictable in order to make it feel great. Your brain won't allow you to do that.

 

[Zesto]

This.

Why does it seem a lot more gay to suck your own dick but giving yourself handjobs is seen as a normal thing to do?

This is why you need to go on nofap.

 

[What the fuck]

This.

Why does it seem a lot more gay to suck your own dick but giving yourself handjobs is seen as a normal thing to do?

1-you can't compare both things.You use your hands in one and the mouth in the other.
2-sucking your own dick makes you homosexual.is different when you use your hands.
3-mouth have bacterias.Tongue and saliva have bacterias.The pennis have bacterias.If you want to be homosexual and get a sickness,you are stupid.
4-dirty hands have bacterias and pennis have bacterias.Wash you hands very good before a handjob.Then,after it wash them again and dont be such an idiot,to touch your lips or your mouth with your hands.Clean your hands many times.
Any other question???How can you compare a self handjob with a self-blowjob???.There are limits man.Find a balance.What will be the next thing you would do?? finger your ass???

 

[zerozerozero]

Im considering flexibilitymaxxing so I can do this. At the moment I can only lick the tip

 

[FaceandHFD]

Im considering flexibilitymaxxing so I can do this. At the moment I can only lick the tip

Slayer

 

[Anger]

Mess me with that gay shit nigga

 

[What the fuck]

Mess me with that gay shit nigga

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

How the hell can you get your mouth to reach your penis?
I can't even get it close.

 

[Zesto]

Im considering flexibilitymaxxing so I can do this. At the moment I can only lick the tip

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just suck your own cock bro.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Dude go and order a fleshlight mouth if you want a blowjob so freaking much, don't be a fag and suck dicks....

Do you masturbate your dick?
If yes then it's logically just as gay as sucking yourself.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Do you masturbate your dick?
If yes then it's logically just as gay as sucking yourself.

I am stroking it, am not tasting it, I bet you enjoy shitting right ,do you eat your own shit though (nooo obviously) but it's your own shit.
If you can suck your own dick , next step is to try an another dude's dick......that's how you become a fag. And with the trap/twinks numbers increacing , it's over for gaycurioucels !!!

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I am stroking it, am not tasting it, I bet you enjoy shitting right ,do you eat your own shit though (nooo obviously) but it's your own shit.
If you can suck your own dick , next step is to try an another dude's dick......that's how you become a fag. And with the trap/twinks numbers increacing , it's over for gaycurioucels !!!

I could become a fag by stroking some dude's dick you know?
Same thing, according to your logic.

granted immunity

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I could become a fag by stroking some dude's dick you know?
Same thing, according to your logic.

granted immunity

Ok , suck your dick bro if it makes you happy !!! Suck everyones dick , i really don't mind it's your mouth , your rules.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Ok , suck your dick bro if it makes you happy !!! Suck everyones dick , i really don't mind it's your mouth , your rules.

Tbh i agree with this attitude boyo but i can't.
Reason: too fat for that.
i feel a deja vu feeling

 

[everythingislava]

1-you can't compare both things.You use your hands in one and the mouth in the other.

I guess you're so defensive because you regularly give other dudes handjobs (although one just needs to look at your avi to confirm that) but I'm sorry to inform you that giving handjobs to others is in fact gay because you're being sexual with another man.

2-sucking your own dick makes you homosexual.is different when you use your hands.

"it is so because I say so" - well okay then.

 

[Deleted member 250]

gay

 

[Ignas]

It's only gay if you start to enjoy the feels when a dick is inside your mouth

 

[blackcel]

You gotta practice by sucking other dicks first.

You don't want your first self blowjob to be a bad one.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

It's only gay if you start to enjoy the feels when a dick is inside your mouth

that logic huh, gaaaay !!!

 

[Ignas]

that logic huh, gaaaay !!!

Then only nofap warriors are not gay

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Antigaycels why have you forsaken me to dabate them alone !!! We need to purge fagotry ,once and for all from this lads, they can still be saved !!!

 

[Cope_Time]

Look who’s talking

 

[Capable_Onion]

I've known a few people that were flexible enough to perform oral on themselves, though (they say) they never actually did it. If I did stretches and shit and became flexible enough to do it, would it feel like i'm sucking dick or someone is sucking my dick?
All hypothetical, of couse.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Would rather use a fleshlight than self-suck even if I could

 

[Haywire]

right now id need to be about 14 inches long lol

 

[Deleted member 25707]