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NSFW Sub5 Russian man fails suicide attempt by shotgun; get his face blown off. He had bad finances due to loans he took out to satisfy his wife's demands.

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A MAN who blew off his jaw and nose with a shotgun in an attempt to kill himself has miraculously survived.

Mikhail Vladimirov, 45, who tried to take his own life over financial problems, has been left disabled with a disfigured face after shooting himself.

Vladimirov worked as a security system technician and experienced constant financial difficulties that plagued him during his seventeen years of marriage, it is reported.

According to the man’s parents, he constantly had unpaid loans that he had taken “to satisfy his wife’s unlimited needs.”

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@Cryotron @slavcel11
 
Whenever I think about roping I know there is a chance I will end up as a vegetable.

That's on society for not making euthanasia more accessible. Although they don't care if we suffer.
 
Whenever I think about roping I know there is a chance I will end up as a vegetable.

That's on society for not making euthanasia more accessible. Although they don't care if we suffer.
Don't rope with firearm. Decent chance of ending up disfigured.
 
women are sure great at being leeching parasites, no matter what you do you'll never fully satisfy their needs its endless
 
Why not just let him die? Why put him trough that suffering?
 
women are sure great at being leeching parasites, no matter what you do you'll never fully satisfy their needs its endless
Their parasitism certainly destroyed my family and my life.
 
Poor guy, fucking bitch wife is the one that should've had her head blown off with a shotgun, not him.
 
Don't rope with firearm. Decent chance of ending up disfigured.
This is misinformation. The chance of dying from a shotgun blast to the head is as close to 100% as you can get, I think around 99.9%. Aim for the brainstem and it'll increase that chance even more.
 
He looks like a turbomanlet with weird proportions. Does he have dwarfism or something?
Just a low T manlet with bad frame. Don't think he has dwarfism.
 
This is misinformation. The chance of dying from a shotgun blast to the head is as close to 100% as you can get, I think around 99.9%. Aim for the brainstem and it'll increase that chance even more.
To me it looks obvious that he put the shotgun under his chin and shot up. That was a mistake. This would be proper technique:
r/Sandy_Hook_Massacre - 18-Suicide pose with shotgun
 
To me it looks obvious that he put the shotgun under his chin and shot up. That was a mistake. This would be proper technique:
r/Sandy_Hook_Massacre - 18-Suicide pose with shotgun
Recoil makes it hard to control the aim. I prefer other methods.
 
So brutal. He just wanted his suffering to end but ended up with even more suffering.
 
Brutal slavpill @WorthlessSlavicShit @To koniec
 
We could fail suicide even with an israeli bombs.
 
That's some old news
There's a video of the aftermath too, i think i have it somewhere on my peesea. It was in the winter and he was sitting in his car and moaning&sobbing. His face was a bloody mess split in two and you could see the hot air coming from his mutilated throat as he was moaning

Nevermind it's in OP
 
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The Reconstruction surgery was a success!
Cunthead
 
women are sure great at being leeching parasites, no matter what you do you'll never fully satisfy their needs its endless
Had she ACTUALLY loved him, she would have stopped him from taking out all of these loans to "satisfy" her.

She didn't though. It should be obvious to him now that she used him just for betabuxx.

I wonder whether she's ever even put out.
 
To me it looks obvious that he put the shotgun under his chin and shot up. That was a mistake. This would be proper technique:
r/Sandy_Hook_Massacre - 18-Suicide pose with shotgun
Just let someone else shoot you.
 
Had she ACTUALLY loved him, she would have stopped him from taking out all of these loans to "satisfy" her.

She didn't though. It should be obvious to him now that she used him just for betabuxx.

I wonder whether she's ever even put out.
Very many cycles just like this, its all women know how to do they don't feel love
 
Had she ACTUALLY loved him, she would have stopped him from taking out all of these loans to "satisfy" her.

She didn't though. It should be obvious to him now that she used him just for betabuxx.

I wonder whether she's ever even put out.
sub5s rarely get love, appreciation, and acceptance from women.
 
Slavcunts with loose vaginas as wide as a su 30's jet outlet demand lots of goodies and money, they're really the golddigger prostitutes the world sees them as
 
Stupid decision, should have killed the bitch instead
 
he constantly had unpaid loans that he had taken “to satisfy his wife’s unlimited needs.”
typical "real man" everyone is talking about here, being a woman's personal slave
 
Yankees, explain why didnt he die?
 
being a woman's personal slave
This is why I refuse to even try to get married, not that I've got any luck here because I'm incel, but still, to be married today is to serve women hand and foot, which is unacceptable to me.
 
That has got to be the worst fate ever. Attempting suicide and failing. No matter how bad you had it before, you’re going to have it a lot worse since you will be crippled, have much worse looks, and you probably can’t attempt suicide again easily as someone will be tailing your ass making sure you don’t try again.
 
His face split open like the petals of a flower

Fucking hell, these are kind of wounds you'd get if an artillery shell hit you, by god how did he survive?
 
This is misinformation. The chance of dying from a shotgun blast to the head is as close to 100% as you can get, I think around 99.9%. Aim for the brainstem and it'll increase that chance even more.
How about jumping off of a 200ft+ cliff onto rocks or trees?
 
This is misinformation. The chance of dying from a shotgun blast to the head is as close to 100% as you can get, I think around 99.9%. Aim for the brainstem and it'll increase that chance even more.
I've seen too many of these faces blown off from failed attempts to take that chance.
 
RUSSIAN WORLD at its finest...
only the straightest and shaggiest can satisfy a leggy and daring russian lady, and boring stepashki just don't cut it in terms of straightness and shagginess.
 
i wonder what's going through his mind now (if he's still alive today). I wouldn't blame him if he's too scared of trying again...
 
He probably did this. Bad aiming. The bullet has to go to the center of the brain. Better if you put your head on a wall to prevent it moving around with the shot's pulse, and missing.

Destroying just your face probably won't kill you.
 

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I've seen too many of these faces blown off from failed attempts to take that chance.
Because they don’t think about how they’re aiming the gun. They just do whatever they see in Hollyjew without any further consideration.

There is no other method that doesn’t give you a chance to contemplate the fact that you’re dying. All other methods put you through the realization that you’re actively dying or are gonna die. Firearms skip the dying process altogether. I guess some people don’t care about the dying process but I think it sounds awful as fuck.
 
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