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Incel4Lifies

Incel4Lifies

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It's me. The lurker. Creating a post. I know you're already thinking "Is this guy even a lurker?" and I get your conern. But I have aqquired the Oppenheimer of giga water in my lurkers album and I think my fellow incels deserve a glimpse into that reality. Now, the story I will tell involves my 'friend', ill call him Dave for this anecdote. Now Dave pretends to be on the same level as me and by extension the wider incel community. However, Dave is a little IQcel, just a typical one. Nothing special. He claims that blood meridian and Finnigan's wake is his favourite book. Now I hit him with the stream of consciousness writing style, paired with the look all men know that says "Are u serios right now". but he didnt respond. So i decided to test him. "We all know you did not read those, thats like 3rd year of uni type thang." He responds with "I enjoy reading!". IQcel and joycel. The double whammy. He decides to appear smart to me by saying "The classic hollywood style of writing compared with french new wave storytelling techniques really brings the poetic realism story together". Now he obviously seems to enjoy avante garde writing style, so I perk up, thinking he knows water. I was like "Whats ur favourite scene from Naked Lunch: The Restored Text by William S. Burroughs, an avante garde classic?". He gives me a normfag sissy stare. I just gave up and walked away.
 
I know what you're thinking. I appear to be a gray, however that couldn't be further from the truth my water enjoying fellow Tcel (truecel for those who dont know)! No, I am what you might call a lurker. I didn't make an account for years because well, what is there to be said? No one wants to hear insight from a subhuman, right? I know to many of you this is gonna look like gray soyddit slop. However, I assure you my fellow Incels.is user that this is one of the truest water around!

Enough of my villain backstory, commence forth on to why I am really posting! I'm sure you've read the title and I assure you that it is true! I'm sure most of you can agree that the old days were better back when this site was... well... how do I put it... In the simplest terms possible... (I've seen a fair share of iqcel [iykyk] post) different. It was trucels supporting trucels. A sense of camraderie. Now? Well you already know. Bunch of goy-slop neurospicy~ hypergamous grays.

Well well well anon... I hear you scream "But what can be done?" Boy you came to the right place! It is a flawless to take back whats ours, to reclaim this site for the trucels (and volcels, dont think forgot ya ;3) Together we will save this site from the purest of pure nothingburger posters! I assure you, their gigawater low iq normiecel conversations do not have a place in the savehaven for trucels (aka the good guys)!

Before I reveal this ultimatum, I must reassure you. This will not be the last you'll see of me. If everything goes to plan. Where you see me? So many questions yet so little answers... maybe you'll see some based water again on your fyp (for tiktokcels, whom I denounce), or you might see me doomposting on some goyslop free water post. As kubrick once said... based water my friend.

So now on to the pla- uhh mom? what are you doing here? ok guys gotta go
 
i am too dyslexic to read this
 
I know you're already thinking "Is this guy even a lurker?" and I get your conern.
I don't care about you at all nor did I care enough to read through this
 
It's me. The lurker. Creating a post. I know you're already thinking "Is this guy even a lurker?" and I get your conern. But I have aqquired the Oppenheimer of giga water in my lurkers album and I think my fellow incels deserve a glimpse into that reality. Now, the story I will tell involves my 'friend', ill call him Dave for this anecdote. Now Dave pretends to be on the same level as me and by extension the wider incel community. However, Dave is a little IQcel, just a typical one. Nothing special. He claims that blood meridian and Finnigan's wake is his favourite book. Now I hit him with the stream of consciousness writing style, paired with the look all men know that says "Are u serios right now". but he didnt respond. So i decided to test him. "We all know you did not read those, thats like 3rd year of uni type thang." He responds with "I enjoy reading!". IQcel and joycel. The double whammy. He decides to appear smart to me by saying "The classic hollywood style of writing compared with french new wave storytelling techniques really brings the poetic realism story together". Now he obviously seems to enjoy avante garde writing style, so I perk up, thinking he knows water. I was like "Whats ur favourite scene from Naked Lunch: The Restored Text by William S. Burroughs, an avante garde classic?". He gives me a normfag sissy stare. I just gave up and walked away.
i could not care less nigger bro.
 
It's me. The lurker. Creating a post. I know you're already thinking "Is this guy even a lurker?" and I get your conern. But I have aqquired the Oppenheimer of giga water in my lurkers album and I think my fellow incels deserve a glimpse into that reality. Now, the story I will tell involves my 'friend', ill call him Dave for this anecdote. Now Dave pretends to be on the same level as me and by extension the wider incel community. However, Dave is a little IQcel, just a typical one. Nothing special. He claims that blood meridian and Finnigan's wake is his favourite book. Now I hit him with the stream of consciousness writing style, paired with the look all men know that says "Are u serios right now". but he didnt respond. So i decided to test him. "We all know you did not read those, thats like 3rd year of uni type thang." He responds with "I enjoy reading!". IQcel and joycel. The double whammy. He decides to appear smart to me by saying "The classic hollywood style of writing compared with french new wave storytelling techniques really brings the poetic realism story together". Now he obviously seems to enjoy avante garde writing style, so I perk up, thinking he knows water. I was like "Whats ur favourite scene from Naked Lunch: The Restored Text by William S. Burroughs, an avante garde classic?". He gives me a normfag sissy stare. I just gave up and walked away.
not schizo enough for this.
 
What is this normalfag shit
 
These almost sound like bot posts.
 
Too long for me to read.
 
It’s my brain. I’m too braindead to even read long paragraphs.
 

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