As someone who can't stand sports, sports culture, and the jackasses that make these goofy games their entire empty personalities, the hypocrisy and lack of self awareness of your average ball worshipper is fascinating.
These empty headed morons can replay entire games from literal decades ago with disturbing amounts of detail play for play yet can't tell you the last book they read that wasn't school mandated all the way back in high school yet if you know the release date of a video game, you're the biggest loser on the planet. The Retard Bowl is like the culmination of normie idiocy and hypocrisy. They can act like rabid cult members and celebrate watching a fucking game (that's all sports all, cope), yet spending the exact same amount of time or having a fraction of their enthusiasm about gaming or nerdy stuff will have people act like you're an alien.
The parasocial attachment to these fools is also genuinely baffling to me. Hanging jerseys up in their rooms (as adults mind you) like children hanging up their shitty drawings on the fridge, painting their faces like literal clowns, screaming, screeching, and jumping up and down like the chimps in the beginning of 28 Days Later, filling their vacant head with meaningless statistics to an autistic level, plastering their cars with their logos (ironically enough a lot of sports mascots are literal fucking furry characters or other silly cartoon nonsense), ostracizing people who don't like their favorite clan of cavemen, getting into fist fights, and starting riots. All of this over glorified fucking kid's games.
But God forbid I play a video game or watch an anime for more than an hour though right? Granted, I will admit that I play basketball casually because it's really good cardio excercise, even though I never have, nor never will waste my time watching that crap on TV or become invested in it beyond "get cardio, go home".
Yet I'm fucking weird because I see all of that literal circus and clown bullshit and shake my head. I really can't fucking stand normies. What's even worse are the twats who say "stop making hating sports your entire personality". Sure thing jackass, as soon as 90% of normies do the same and stop making these ridiculous yard games their entire wortheless personalities and want to treat anyone that doesn't like that garbage like aliens or freaks. They can also shove that bullshit because they'll turn right the fuck around and make hating stuff I like their entire goal in life, especially foids.
These empty headed morons can replay entire games from literal decades ago with disturbing amounts of detail play for play yet can't tell you the last book they read that wasn't school mandated all the way back in high school yet if you know the release date of a video game, you're the biggest loser on the planet. The Retard Bowl is like the culmination of normie idiocy and hypocrisy. They can act like rabid cult members and celebrate watching a fucking game (that's all sports all, cope), yet spending the exact same amount of time or having a fraction of their enthusiasm about gaming or nerdy stuff will have people act like you're an alien.
The parasocial attachment to these fools is also genuinely baffling to me. Hanging jerseys up in their rooms (as adults mind you) like children hanging up their shitty drawings on the fridge, painting their faces like literal clowns, screaming, screeching, and jumping up and down like the chimps in the beginning of 28 Days Later, filling their vacant head with meaningless statistics to an autistic level, plastering their cars with their logos (ironically enough a lot of sports mascots are literal fucking furry characters or other silly cartoon nonsense), ostracizing people who don't like their favorite clan of cavemen, getting into fist fights, and starting riots. All of this over glorified fucking kid's games.
But God forbid I play a video game or watch an anime for more than an hour though right? Granted, I will admit that I play basketball casually because it's really good cardio excercise, even though I never have, nor never will waste my time watching that crap on TV or become invested in it beyond "get cardio, go home".
Yet I'm fucking weird because I see all of that literal circus and clown bullshit and shake my head. I really can't fucking stand normies. What's even worse are the twats who say "stop making hating sports your entire personality". Sure thing jackass, as soon as 90% of normies do the same and stop making these ridiculous yard games their entire wortheless personalities and want to treat anyone that doesn't like that garbage like aliens or freaks. They can also shove that bullshit because they'll turn right the fuck around and make hating stuff I like their entire goal in life, especially foids.
