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News Study shows that those who use lots of emojis are more likely to get sex and dates

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This doesn’t surprise me. I’m incel and I never use emojis. I don’t like emojis and there’s one specific emoji that I REALLY FUCKINH hate, that laughing with tears of emoji. You know. the tears of joy emoji. That one emoji makes my blood boil. Every time I see someone type it, I have to fantasize about killing them or I won’t move on. Sometimes I imagine myself shooting them or beheading them, and if it’s a bunch of people all over a comments section typing it, i imagine blowing them all up with a bomb as a massacre. If I ever went ER, which I never will, that emoji will be the motive.

that emoji is so gay and cringey and girly. Whenever a big muscular man types it, it’s just as gay as him wearing a pink dress or something. That emoji looks like someone laughing at me and smirking and makes me wanna kill em with a chainsaw.

emojis are used by the gayest shitheads on the planet, this explains why people who type emojis are more likely to get laid.

we need to make the tears of joy emoji illegal. Emojis are cringey and I really miss when people simply typed XD or something
 
:y'all::y'all::sad::sad::(:(:):):);):D:p:p:(:sad::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
I don’t like emojis and there’s one specific emoji that I REALLY FUCKINH hate, that laughing with tears of emoji. You know. the tears of joy emoji. That one emoji makes my blood boil. Every time I see someone type it, I have to fantasize about killing them or I won’t move on. Sometimes I imagine myself shooting them or beheading them, and if it’s a bunch of people all over a comments section typing it, i imagine blowing them all up with a bomb as a massacre. If I ever went ER, which I never will, that emoji will be the motive.

that emoji is so gay and cringey and girly. Whenever a big muscular man types it, it’s just as gay as him wearing a pink dress or something. That emoji looks like someone laughing at me and smirking and makes me wanna kill em with a chainsaw.

emojis are used by the gayest shitheads on the planet, this explains why people who type emojis are more likely to get laid.

we need to make the tears of joy emoji illegal. Emojis are cringey and I really miss when people simply typed XD or something
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
agreed
 
we need to make the tears of joy emoji illegal. Emojis are cringey and I really miss when people simply typed XD or something
I would rather have xd
emojis are only funny ironically
 
just type nothing but emojis theory
 
sex is easy, bro ;) just focus on yourself :cool:
 
The tears of joy emoji on this forum isn’t bad because it looks evil
 
©☺️❤️♂️ okay do i have sex now?
 
Stahp. Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr. I Am Loyal. I Am In Love. && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌
 
POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up average shit modera̷̶te sHit thats some ALright shit right th ere right there if i do ƽaү so my self i say so that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Not outstanding shit:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
 
just be low iq theory :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks like we got a master memer over here hold on to your pantiesladies!fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute maaaaaadman!!1! all you other aspiring memers mmmight as wwwell give up! cuse this guyis as good as it gets!

OMG BRO CALM DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC IT WAS JUST A PRANK HAHAHA GOT U U FUKIN RETARD THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT OVER ☝️ THERE U FAGOT ‍❤️‍‍‍❤️‍‍WE ‍‍ GOT U BRO. I BET U DIDNT NOE HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY BRO DESMOND CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND JIZZED ALL OVER UR SWEET JEANS IT WAS SO FUNNY NOW U HAVE SUM BABY GRAVY ALL OVER THEM SHITS

Merry ⛄️ Christmas Babe I hope Santa comes to visit you and give you a package . Hope you were a good girl this year instead of the usual naughty girl . Santa is definitely ✊ coming tonight and he's gonna stuff your stocking with goodies tonight on this Christmas night ❄️⛄️☃. Santa is gonna ✊squeeze down your narrow chimney and show you that you've been a very naughty girl. Then his helper Boy is gonna sleigh you baby and inspect that sweet ass because that's what you want for Christmas Santa is cumin to town the clock is ticking be ready Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your chimney tonight and he's gonna drown in that chimney ☔️ of yours SLEIGH SANTA SLEIGH ‍❤️‍‍
 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks like we got a master memer over here hold on to your pantiesladies!fuccbois better back the hell ⬆up⬆ this absolute maaaaaadman!!1! all you other aspiring memers mmmight as wwwell give up! cuse this guyis as good as it gets!

OMG BRO CALM DOWN BRO ⬇⬇ SIMMER ☕☕ DOWN⬇⬇ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉ BC IT WAS JUST A PRANK HAHAHA GOT U U FUKIN RETARD THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT OVER ☝ THERE U FAGOT ‍❤‍‍‍❤‍‍WE ‍‍ GOT U BRO. I BET U DIDNT NOE HOW 2️⃣ REACT WHEN MY BRO DESMOND CAME UP ⬆ TO U AND JIZZED ALL OVER UR SWEET JEANS IT WAS SO FUNNY NOW U HAVE SUM BABY GRAVY ALL OVER THEM SHITS

Merry ⛄ Christmas Babe I hope Santa comes to visit you and give you a package . Hope you were a good girl this year instead of the usual naughty girl . Santa is definitely ✊ coming tonight and he's gonna stuff your stocking with goodies tonight on this Christmas night ❄⛄☃. Santa is gonna ✊squeeze down your narrow chimney and show you that you've been a very naughty girl. Then his helper Boy is gonna sleigh you baby and inspect that sweet ass because that's what you want for Christmas Santa is cumin to town the clock is ticking be ready Santa is cumin down↘⬇↙ your chimney tonight and he's gonna drown in that chimney ☔ of yours SLEIGH SANTA SLEIGH ‍❤‍‍
I couldn’t read all that I’m lazy
 
:feelsokman::feelsthink:yo :dab: coolgang :feelsmusic::feelsautistic: vibes yo :feelzez::whatfeels: haha :feelshmm::feelshmm::feelskek::feelsgah:
 
The study is bullshit. Anyone can use emojis, only a nice face and a good height will get you ass.
 

This doesn’t surprise me. I’m incel and I never use emojis. I don’t like emojis and there’s one specific emoji that I REALLY FUCKINH hate, that laughing with tears of emoji. You know. the tears of joy emoji. That one emoji makes my blood boil. Every time I see someone type it, I have to fantasize about killing them or I won’t move on. Sometimes I imagine myself shooting them or beheading them, and if it’s a bunch of people all over a comments section typing it, i imagine blowing them all up with a bomb as a massacre. If I ever went ER, which I never will, that emoji will be the motive.

that emoji is so gay and cringey and girly. Whenever a big muscular man types it, it’s just as gay as him wearing a pink dress or something. That emoji looks like someone laughing at me and smirking and makes me wanna kill em with a chainsaw.

emojis are used by the gayest shitheads on the planet, this explains why people who type emojis are more likely to get laid.

we need to make the tears of joy emoji illegal. Emojis are cringey and I really miss when people simply typed XD or something
Migh

This doesn’t surprise me. I’m incel and I never use emojis. I don’t like emojis and there’s one specific emoji that I REALLY FUCKINH hate, that laughing with tears of emoji. You know. the tears of joy emoji. That one emoji makes my blood boil. Every time I see someone type it, I have to fantasize about killing them or I won’t move on. Sometimes I imagine myself shooting them or beheading them, and if it’s a bunch of people all over a comments section typing it, i imagine blowing them all up with a bomb as a massacre. If I ever went ER, which I never will, that emoji will be the motive.

that emoji is so gay and cringey and girly. Whenever a big muscular man types it, it’s just as gay as him wearing a pink dress or something. That emoji looks like someone laughing at me and smirking and makes me wanna kill em with a chainsaw.

emojis are used by the gayest shitheads on the planet, this explains why people who type emojis are more likely to get laid.

we need to make the tears of joy emoji illegal. Emojis are cringey and I really miss when people simply typed XD or something


might be true, I use lots of emojis when chadfishing

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As always, only works when you're Chad
 
Cure to inceldom

Emojimaxx
 
Girls use emojis all the time and can get sex whenever they want. Theory confirmed.
 
:soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:

The study means for foids and CHADS.
 
I thought emojis were considered childish :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::y'all::cool::what:;);):waitwhat::forcedsmile::sad::(
 

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