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Strangest fucking dream

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So last night's dream I was supposed to pick up my brother's car from an impound. I got there and of course it's being run like a court with scumbags coming in to get their cars or whatever. After waiting in a line a block long I'm up next along with 3 foids, but just then it turns out one of the officers there lost his credit card, so we're all forced to strip and get told we're gonna be kept there.

In the room we were being kept we had 2 things I distinctly remember: a yellow stone object the shape /size of an air purifier that was some kind of magic, and 2: a pair of giant, functioning human organs in a fish tank as tall as a semi trailer. Eventually everything is squared away and the thief is sent to prison. We were there for 4 days.

We're all let into a big complex and told to find our cars. My brother gave me a ticket before I went there, the ticket said the car was in the H-sector of this massive carpark designed a lot like Peach Trees from Dredd. Problem is the fingerprint on the ticket was his and not mine, so I can't ask for help to find it without getting harrassed. Also when the guards handed me back this ticket, it's taped it to a box of apple fritters.

I started eating some apple fritters, but just as I think I found the car I'm looking for this dude starts HIS car and it explodes immediately. Hesitating, I move in to help the guy but he gets out on his own, so instead I try to get my brother's car away from his only to find it isn't my brother's car. The police come and demand IDs, but I forgot mine at home. I hand them my ticket and they see an error with the parking space number simply not existing. I explain why I'm there and after the officers go off to the side to discuss it, it's eventually gets resolved. So I head back only to find my apple fritters were fucking stolen.

When I woke up realized I was looking for my own car.
 
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