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Story time: Don't go to strip clubs as a sub5 male

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I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.
 
I don't think she was "manipulative"; she was just a good stripper!- I've been seeing strippers and prostitutes my whole life; it's all good bro.

If this experience gave you a confidence boost, that's fine.- It might even help you when you're around regular foids; who knows.
 
I can understand how that must mess with your head.

I've never paid for anything like that and even reading it my mind struggled with the concept of someone acting like they liked me even to the point of cuddling afterwards but it's all for the cash.

The cuddling would make me wonder if she really did like me but I understand that it's probably just all part of the service!

I only went to a strip club once on a very quiet night with a friend. It was my first night in that country and I had a bit of money in my pocket so we were going in everywhere, lol

I got about the most tame pole dance and lap dance you could possibly imagine not even in a private room it was just for fun, so it was nowhere even close to the level where I thought she might like me or it was anything truly intimate.

It must be odd being a girl who's even vaguely attractive as then you can get intimacy and drop it again so easily, to the point you can actually charge for it, lol

Imagine a backwards world where any reasonably attractive guy could charge women for intimacy. Would be surreal! :)
 
I can understand how that must mess with your head.

I've never paid for anything like that and even reading it my mind struggled with the concept of someone acting like they liked me even to the point of cuddling afterwards but it's all for the cash.

The cuddling would make me wonder if she really did like me but I understand that it's probably just all part of the service!

I only went to a strip club once on a very quiet night with a friend. It was my first night in that country and I had a bit of money in my pocket so we were going in everywhere, lol

I got about the most tame pole dance and lap dance you could possibly imagine not even in a private room it was just for fun, so it was nowhere even close to the level where I thought she might like me or it was anything truly intimate.

It must be odd being a girl who's even vaguely attractive as then you can get intimacy and drop it again so easily, to the point you can actually charge for it, lol

Imagine a backwards world where any reasonably attractive guy could charge women for intimacy. Would be surreal! :)

Yeah I'm not sure if cuddling is even part of the service, I probably violated some rules (don't think they allow you to touch the strippers) but she was nice to me and didn't say anything.
 
you flew too close to the sun my man. just being near foids is suifuel for me. i cant imagine going to a strip club unless its in gta.
 
Well, at least you're home now. Welcome buddy. It may have been a painful and expensive journey, but it sounds like you'll never make the same mistake again.
I paid like €110 for a 20 min session
Damn, I'm pretty sure there's cheaper escorts.
 
if youre able to go outside and visit strip clubs, you dont belong on here :feelsseriously: :feelsseriously:
 
@frmentalcel
@Govid_Dorious
bragging grAYcels need to be dunked in a vat of acid
 
bragging grAYcels need to be dunked in a vat of acid
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> I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here

He ain't bragging my brocel
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@Caesercel tis faggot fakecel basically made an account to brag about getting sex at a strip club :feelsclown: :feelsseriously:
 
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> I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here

He ain't bragging my brocel
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JoinedDec 12, 2017Posts1,070
 
€110 for a 20 min session
Monsters Inc Fainting GIF by Disney Pixar
 
@Caesercel tis faggot fakecel basically made an account to brag about getting sex at a strip club :feelsclown: :feelsseriously:

Dude, no. I made an account after getting called ugly by Leddit. Also I didn't have sex (I wish) lmao, still a virgin.
 
sounds like a w to me
yeah you probably overpayed but sounds like it was worth it

i plan on doing something like this one day but i wish i had an older friend or a big brother to guide me through it
 
Well, at least you're home now. Welcome buddy. It may have been a painful and expensive journey, but it sounds like you'll never make the same mistake again.

Damn, I'm pretty sure there's cheaper escorts.
Escorts are illegal in cucked Sweden.
 
I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.
JoinedOct 9, 2023Posts11
 
you flew too close to the sun my man. just being near foids is suifuel for me. i cant imagine going to a strip club unless its in gta.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: Vanilla Unicorn type:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: I remember when I was in primary school GTA V just released, I saved up money and bought it and one weekend my entire family went out on a two day trip to my mothers home country(I was home alone). I beat my meat to that shit, I started have headaches that felt like aneurysms. I probably beat to GTA more than anyone in the world
 
You should have played the synthwave brocel. Maybe next time if there is one (sounds like maybe not)

I hope you can feel better about it soon.
 
For that sum you could get a blowjob from a whore, but if I had access to one I would visit just once to see how soulless it was.
 
I used to go to stripclubs quite a bit. I stopped now. A incel-in-denial friend introduced me to them, and had me going to them often.

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"
Want to know some bad news? Strippers approach ugly guys more readily than they approach Chad-tier or even average "OK-looking" guys. I'm hyper self-aware, and noticed it all the time in the strip clubs - I've seen muscular Tyrones, tall good-looking white dudes, and Chad Latinos get routinely ignored or walked past by strippers. Rather, I see them approaching old, out-of-shape guys and sub-5 guys of all ages, hassling them for a lap dance or even to the champagne room. They do the same to me, and then it clicked: "Oh shit, I'm like those guys!" The strip club is almost like an inverse of regular clubs or a normie party scene. The last time I went to a strip club was early 2023, after not going for nearly 3 years --- I was instantly approached by more than one, while I saw a bunch of Tyrones sitting around gawking at the whores on the stage or staring into space.
As to why strippers approach ugly guys? I can't say, but I'll take a stab: strippers (like most foids) can read men well and tell if he gets pussy with ease or not. If you look like the kind of guy that struggles to pick up girls, strippers will assume that you're desperate and will easily get convinced to pay for lap dances and even a private room.
 
I used to go to stripclubs quite a bit. I stopped now. A incel-in-denial friend introduced me to them, and had me going to them often.


Want to know some bad news? Strippers approach ugly guys more readily than they approach Chad-tier or even average "OK-looking" guys. I'm hyper self-aware, and noticed it all the time in the strip clubs - I've seen muscular Tyrones, tall good-looking white dudes, and Chad Latinos get routinely ignored or walked past by strippers. Rather, I see them approaching old, out-of-shape guys and sub-5 guys of all ages, hassling them for a lap dance or even to the champagne room. They do the same to me, and then it clicked: "Oh shit, I'm like those guys!" The strip club is almost like an inverse of regular clubs or a normie party scene. The last time I went to a strip club was early 2023, after not going for nearly 3 years --- I was instantly approached by more than one, while I saw a bunch of Tyrones sitting around gawking at the whores on the stage or staring into space.
As to why strippers approach ugly guys? I can't say, but I'll take a stab: strippers (like most foids) can read men well and tell if he gets pussy with ease or not. If you look like the kind of guy that struggles to pick up girls, strippers will assume that you're desperate and will easily get convinced to pay for lap dances and even a private room.

:feelsrope: guess I won't go to strip clubs anymore lmao.
 
That's it I'm gonna stripclubmaxx :ha..feels:
 
Damn, I'm pretty sure there's cheaper escorts.
in europe you pay like 300-500 for an hour on average from what I've seen. never bought one, never will
 
You know you've watched too much porn when a random stripper fools you into thinking her intimacy was genuine

OP should form some parasocial relationships with Twitch streamers and OF thots, that way he can feel even more loved
 
They think ugly men = easy money.

And you proved them right.
 
No strip club for your face.
 
Did you had sex?
 
You know you've watched too much porn when a random stripper fools you into thinking her intimacy was genuine

OP should form some parasocial relationships with Twitch streamers and OF thots, that way he can feel even more loved

I don't watch a lot of porn though.
 
Better to get an escort for a little bit more.

Never been to a strip club, never will. I just see it as a blue ball experience.
 
With €110 you could fuck at least 4 young girls in Brasil.
 
I used to go to stripclubs quite a bit. I stopped now. A incel-in-denial friend introduced me to them, and had me going to them often.


Want to know some bad news? Strippers approach ugly guys more readily than they approach Chad-tier or even average "OK-looking" guys. I'm hyper self-aware, and noticed it all the time in the strip clubs - I've seen muscular Tyrones, tall good-looking white dudes, and Chad Latinos get routinely ignored or walked past by strippers. Rather, I see them approaching old, out-of-shape guys and sub-5 guys of all ages, hassling them for a lap dance or even to the champagne room. They do the same to me, and then it clicked: "Oh shit, I'm like those guys!" The strip club is almost like an inverse of regular clubs or a normie party scene. The last time I went to a strip club was early 2023, after not going for nearly 3 years --- I was instantly approached by more than one, while I saw a bunch of Tyrones sitting around gawking at the whores on the stage or staring into space.
As to why strippers approach ugly guys? I can't say, but I'll take a stab: strippers (like most foids) can read men well and tell if he gets pussy with ease or not. If you look like the kind of guy that struggles to pick up girls, strippers will assume that you're desperate and will easily get convinced to pay for lap dances and even a private room.
Suifuel comment, I didn't know about this

I actually found an anecdote from a random website posted in 2015 titled "Strippers never come up to me"

This is what he wrote:
First of all I am a former college basketball player and I am about 6 ft 3 inches and in great shape. I am 40 and still have the build of a basketball player. At normal bars I have no problem having girls come and talk to me. I got with a couple of friends who I would not call in shape and are pretty much the guys that never get girls. The strippers are always all over them. They go up to them before me and ignore me half the time. I have to actually approach most of them to even get conversation let alone a lap dance.

I just don't get why or how they would want to rub all over some dumpy looking heavy set guys compared to someone that keeps in great shape and has always had pretty good luck at normal bars with the ladies. I have never had the feeling of rejection like this before and now I have it with girls that won't give me attention even though I would pay them to! Crazy!

Any ideas?


Holy fuck, take the StripClubPill. Might be a good way to test if you're really an incel

Here's the website if you want to read the responses (there's some gold ones) https://app.tuscl.net/discussion/32851
 
I don't watch a lot of porn though.
It's still too much for you

Even small amounts of Jewish brainwashing can overpower overly susceptible minds
 
Suifuel comment, I didn't know about this

I actually found an anecdote from a random website posted in 2015 titled "Strippers never come up to me"

This is what he wrote:
First of all I am a former college basketball player and I am about 6 ft 3 inches and in great shape. I am 40 and still have the build of a basketball player. At normal bars I have no problem having girls come and talk to me. I got with a couple of friends who I would not call in shape and are pretty much the guys that never get girls. The strippers are always all over them. They go up to them before me and ignore me half the time. I have to actually approach most of them to even get conversation let alone a lap dance.

I just don't get why or how they would want to rub all over some dumpy looking heavy set guys compared to someone that keeps in great shape and has always had pretty good luck at normal bars with the ladies. I have never had the feeling of rejection like this before and now I have it with girls that won't give me attention even though I would pay them to! Crazy!

Any ideas?


Holy fuck, take the StripClubPill. Might be a good way to test if you're really an incel

Here's the website if you want to read the responses (there's some gold ones) https://app.tuscl.net/discussion/32851
:feelsrope: :feelsrope::feelsrope: brutal as fuck.

It's literally over for me.
 
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@frmentalcel
@Govid_Dorious
bragging grAYcels need to be dunked in a vat of acid
escortcelling isnt bragging tbh i dont have an issue with it. ive personally never done it but i imagine its a very embarassing experience to have to pay for something like this. i think ill just stay in my room :feelskek:
 
Escorts are illegal in cucked Sweden.
I see. Regardless, I doubt your experience with an escort would've had a much different aftermath.
in europe you pay like 300-500 for an hour on average from what I've seen.
Seriously that much? I thought it was like € 100-200 for one hour. Maybe that was the case before the recent inflation? Or maybe I just live under a rock.
never bought one, never will
yeah me neither, so no skin off of my back I guess
 
I see. Regardless, I doubt your experience with an escort would've had a much different aftermath.

Seriously that much? I thought it was like € 100-200 for one hour. Maybe that was the case before the recent inflation? Or maybe I just live under a rock.

yeah me neither, so no skin off of my back I guess
Pretty sure it would've been different, at least you get to fuck.
 
escortcelling isnt bragging tbh i dont have an issue with it. ive personally never done it but i imagine its a very embarassing experience to have to pay for something like this. i think ill just stay in my room :feelskek:
if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick, which means youre a fakecel that needs to just go ascend already :feelsseriously::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick, which means youre a fakecel that needs to just go ascend already :feelsseriously::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

I have a big dick and it's over for me anyway. No ascending for your face and hairline.
 
Suifuel comment, I didn't know about this

I actually found an anecdote from a random website posted in 2015 titled "Strippers never come up to me"

This is what he wrote:
First of all I am a former college basketball player and I am about 6 ft 3 inches and in great shape. I am 40 and still have the build of a basketball player. At normal bars I have no problem having girls come and talk to me. I got with a couple of friends who I would not call in shape and are pretty much the guys that never get girls. The strippers are always all over them. They go up to them before me and ignore me half the time. I have to actually approach most of them to even get conversation let alone a lap dance.

I just don't get why or how they would want to rub all over some dumpy looking heavy set guys compared to someone that keeps in great shape and has always had pretty good luck at normal bars with the ladies. I have never had the feeling of rejection like this before and now I have it with girls that won't give me attention even though I would pay them to! Crazy!

Any ideas?


Holy fuck, take the StripClubPill. Might be a good way to test if you're really an incel

Here's the website if you want to read the responses (there's some gold ones) https://app.tuscl.net/discussion/32851
I went to that forum, and straight from the horse's mouth:

You gotta flash some cash. We strippers, if you will, often approach guys that we know can't get girls in a regular bar, and will thus be more willing to pay for dances. Make sense now?

Bharlem (dancer) commented that she avoids customers she finds attractive. They sense the dancer's attraction, and try to use it (instead of money) to get her time and attention. Men use the phrase "don't put you dick in your dinner" to warn against getting sexual with co-workers. For strippers, I guess it's "get dinner not dick".
 

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