Story Story: how my mom accidentally drank my piss

[caineturbat2003]

wtf brocel

 

[Left4DeadNiggerboy]

 

[La Grande *Koala*]

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[La Grande *Koala*]

AND THAT WAS IT?!

 

[Friezacel]

AND THAT WAS IT?!

Do you expect an aftermath ?

 

[La Grande *Koala*]

Do you expect an aftermath ?

Yes!

 

[Da_Yunez]

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[LifeMaxxer]

Lol this is why I keep my piss bottle in my room

 

[TheCatMan]

My mom smelled my coom covered mousepad once.

 

[XtremeMax]

mogs any other story ever made

 

[hopeless_cel]

If you were chad she wouldn't be mad brutal

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

The next morning my mom was pissed (no pun intended at me) and told me that she drank my piss and asked why i peed into the glass. I told her of my overactive bladder but she was still angry at me.

Omg I thought this would end in a way where your mom wouldn't know. The fact she knows is just brutal.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Yeah but she never knew it was a piss carpet, i convinced her it was mold lol

 

[Emba]

That's nice

 

[stranger]

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Literal IT Screenshot fuel

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

Based if true.

 

[TooSomething]

Here is my story of how my mom accidentally drinked my piss once.

Back in the middle of 2021 i was done with school and i had around 3 months of holidays.

During this time due to extreme boredom i fell into a depressive like state. This combined with my overactive bladder that makes me go pee almost every hour multiple times was a deadly combination. I didn't give a shit and started peeint into not only jars but also glasses.

One day when i was in the evening chilling in the living room i decided to pee in a glass and forgot to clean it.

The next morning my mom was pissed (no pun intended at me) and told me that she drank my piss and asked why i peed into the glass. I told her of my overactive bladder but she was still angry at me.

And that's the end of the story.

How old are you?
Brocel legitimately gave his mother a golden shower.

Ban this nigga. He gave a woman a golden shower.

Jk man.

 

[TooSomething]

Yeah. I also thought about peeing in water bombs/water balloons in summer and throwing at random people, sexhavers and foids in particular

That is actually a nice idea.

 

[Friezacel]

How old are you?
Brocel legitimately gave his mother a golden shower.

Ban this nigga. He gave a woman a golden shower.

Jk man.

21 years old

 

[TooSomething]

21 years old

Moce out man. Trust me, you won't regret it.

 

[Friezacel]

Moce out man. Trust me, you won't regret it.

Do i look like im a richfag ? Renting and property is unaffordable for the average goy in Germany anymore

 

[TooSomething]

Do i look like im a richfag ? Renting and property is unaffordable for the average goy in Germany anymore

I do it too. Get a job or NEETbuxx.

 

[Friezacel]

I do it too. Get a job or NEETbuxx.

Well i am i and you are you. Ill want to save at least a good amount of shekels before moving out

 

[TooSomething]

Well i am i and you are you. Ill want to save at least a good amount of shekels before moving out

You could always ask your parents for financial support. I am sure they'd want to help you.