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Discussion [ Story ] Did you ever pretend to have a girlfriend ?

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Did you tbh ?

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IamJacksBrokenHeart

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Did you ever pretend you had a girlfriend to classmates/friends/family to avoid annoying questions and/or to scale higher on the social ladder ?

I remember one time when i was still in school , i think i was like 14 years old and thats the time when literally everyone started having romantic experiences , even for most of the normies , their turn finally came .

Me , behaving extremely autistic as i always did back in the day , thoughtit would be a agood idea to pick a photo of a popular girl i had a crush/oneitis on from cuckbook
and literally start talking to random people in my class and start telling them that shes my girlfriend now J F L .

I was so bluepilled , i actually thought they would believe me , but every single one strongly doubted it or laughed at me .

I dont know exactly why i did that tbh , maybe it was an early psychotic episode foreshadowing my descend into mental illness later on in Life .
I had no real Friends and i just wanted to be recognized and accepted tbh , i just wanted people to like me back then .

Whatever , the next day i come to school and the Girl i used the photos from was fucking bawling her eyes out , cause apparently some people told her about it and she couldnt bear the social stigma that came with even mentioning me and her in the same sentence .
She was so deathly afraid of people believing my Lie that she had a fucking mental breakdown about it and i was held responsible .
I had to switch school , cause the bullying and the laughing every day from that day forward was just too much to handle for me.

Did some of you ever do something similar to avoid social stigma of being a virgin loner ?
 
That shit doesnt work in my family, they know I dont get laid so I cannot lie.
 
Yes I pretended it back at school. Even made fake accounts of my "girlfriend" that looked real
 
Yeah I did. Lied to my parents by pretending to be shy when asked if I have a gf. Then I asked a friend to grab lunch out and take pics with her and show the pic and my birthday card from her to my parents. They believed me kek
 
What the fuck? No.
 
I am in the middle of pretending I have an online girlfriend.
 
No but I've pretended to be a non-virgin
 
yes, at work people have asked about my romantic experiences and i just tell them i broke up with my ex or something and i'm not ready to talk about it or shit. I think they know i'm lying tho cuz i'm prob the most deformed one there, I also immediately change topic and start sweating like a retard.
 
No, but I always imagine I have one
 
I have told them that I never had one, the truth hurts
 
No, cause it means I'm lying to myself, and that I know my conscience is gonna be like, "stfu you know you don't got a GF u dumb ass stop lieing".
 
No. Why do I have to pretend that though?
 
No, but I should have a few times like at my present job. A few are already insinuating I'm gay, fucking assholes.
 
Yes, but what I did more commonly was talking about my escorts experiences as if they were unpaid sex. I don't do it anymore though.
 
I used to pretend I had friends tbh
 
The only thing we have is truth. Pretending to have a girlfriend is pathetic at this point. If someone ask you, he already know the answer to it.
 
Had. Past tense.
 

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