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Venting Stories from my coworkers

ToDragonia

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I have been working quite a cucked job for about a month now and everyday when we have a break i just go sit with my colleagues to listen to their stories and it just pissed me off so much that today i decided to vent a little this is just a fraction of what i've overheard.

Story 1:
Chadlite at my work walks in sits down and starts complaining about how he is fucking tired and his neck is hurting. So someone ask what did you do this weekend. He just starts a 5 minute rant about how his girl wants too much sex and it's making him tired. Saying shit like my neck hurts because i had to eat her out for so long, how the bitch can't be quite when he is fucking her(verbatim), and how she wakes him up at 3 am just so they can fuck again, and how he fucking dislikes her would never go in to a relationship with her but doesn't want to go through the hassle of finding another bitch. Most infuriating his how all the roasties listening to his rant kept smiling and laughing as he was telling this story and looking at him as if they would want to suck his dick in her place.

Story 2:
Old fucking roastie (51, looks like she in her late 60's if it weren't for her blonde hair) talks about how the headboard of her bed broke because she had met a new guy on tinder, that was a couple a years older then i am (i'm 20 btw), that banged her so hard that the fucking headboard came loose. Then she started going on about how it is always it bit hard with younger guys on tinder because they always ram her loose hole too hard. To top it off she would have to go slower the coming weeks since her 23 yr old daughter was staying over since the she broke up with her boyfriend and now has no place to stay. She said she would still have guys over but only on weekends because her daughter would be out with friends than.

Story 3:
Normie (6/7) complaining how he also has a friends with benefits but starts developing feelings for her, but doesn't want to lose his "friend". And ofcourse everyone was spewing bluepilled bullshit at him trying to comfort him.


The only interesting thing i had to say was that i finally squatted 100 kg this weekend and no one really cared (i thought it was a nice milestone)
 
Story 1:
Chadlite at my work walks in sits down and starts complaining about how he is fucking tired and his neck is hurting. So someone ask what did you do this weekend. He just starts a 5 minute rant about how his girl wants too much sex and it's making him tired. Saying shit like my neck hurts because i had to eat her out for so long, how the bitch can't be quite when he is fucking her(verbatim), and how she wakes him up at 3 am just so they can fuck again, and how he fucking dislikes her would never go in to a relationship with her but doesn't want to go through the hassle of finding another bitch. Most infuriating his how all the roasties listening to his rant kept smiling and laughing as he was telling this story and looking at him as if they would want to suck his dick in her place.

Normies humblebragging hard about their sex lives is so cringy, especially since People who this it do it all the time.


>*Normie tells exaggerated Story about his sex adventures*
>nobody knows what to say, awkward responses
: "Cool Story bro" "Damn you're lucky"
>what People actually think: "Trying too hard to look like a badass again, half of this shit is probably made up"
 
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My coworkers don’t talk to me or hang out with me. They are like late 20s and early 30s.

Me and the other intern are the only people that are still in uni, we eat lunch together and just talk about school and work, he’s a pretty cool guy he is leaving after this month which sucks I’ll have to find a place to eat lunch alone.
 
fucking normies. cant stand em
 
some raunchy ass shit for work
 
some raunchy ass shit for work
You have no idea how degenerate these people can be even today they were talking about if you should just fuck your gf if she is on her period or not. I wish i was joking
 

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