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Serious Stop coping by saying that all jobs are shit. You just haven't put any thought into it.

If this isn't a larp then that's great for you, sit around and do nothing all day whilst surfing the internet and investing seems like a comfortable life, far better than a NEET situation. Just wondering what you look for in job descriptions because not every security job is like this, you mentioned it's easy for you to find so what are you looking for in the descriptions that differentiates it from regular security roles.
Search for a night job primarily, then just apply to lots of other security jobs. Try applying to LAX you just sit at night. Most night jobs are easy in security. They won't make it obvious in the description. However, if you talk to recruiters you can ask them what kind of job it is and what happens etc. They won't be outright about it, but you can figure it out easily. My last recruiter accidentally laughed when he talked about how easy it is. That's when I knew it was the job for me. Because the job is a joke. :feelskek:
 
Search for a night job primarily, then just apply to lots of other security jobs. Try applying to LAX you just sit at night. Most night jobs are easy in security. They won't make it obvious in the description. However, if you talk to recruiters you can ask them what kind of job it is and what happens etc. They won't be outright about it, but you can figure it out easily. My last recruiter accidentally laughed when he talked about how easy it is. That's when I knew it was the job for me. Because the job is a joke. :feelskek:
Would you just keep job hopping until you found the right one hypothetically?
 
Would you just keep job hopping until you found the right one hypothetically?
Yes, that's what I did. I've had like 40 jobs in 5 years. Like 10 this year alone. I stay at a job for one month and find something superior :feelskek:
 
Yes, that's what I did. I've had like 40 jobs in 5 years. Like 10 this year alone. I stay at a job for one month and find something superior :feelskek:
Based
 
Yes, that's what I did. I've had like 40 jobs in 5 years. Like 10 this year alone. I stay at a job for one month and find something superior :feelskek:
It’s a good idea tbh
i doubt you can do the same with IT or project management jobs
 
It’s a good idea tbh
i doubt you can do the same with IT or project management jobs
Yeah true but this is what you can do in security so fuck it might as well find something that's more suitable for you. My last job was too tryhard, had to use police lingo and shit, just wanted more pay. But I made more money in the meantime so it was an annoying month but it's over with now and I'm kinda back to harder jobs for more pay but the pay is much more (near $27) so once again it's fine. In 5 days I'll be making at least $900 after taxes which is what I needed. Now, if I can get overtime on some days, it'll be well over $1k, which is great. It's a struggle to make over $1k a week for me even if I'm trying to work 7 days a week, so this makes things much more stable for me. When bitcoin 10xs, every $1k I invest will be like as if I earned $4k a week, so basically I'll be investing like $2.5k a month at least which is like $25,000 a month when bitcoin 10xs to $300k or so. :ahegao: #NEVERNEETAGAIN
 
It's easier if you omit a lot of the jobs from your resume sometimes, then they can't ask you why tf you job hop so much
Oh yeah no way you put in all the job hopping on your resume, resumes are made to be frauded anyway.
 
Yes, that's what I did. I've had like 40 jobs in 5 years. Like 10 this year alone. I stay at a job for one month and find something superior :feelskek:
Based and it's good you are giving out useful tips to help.
 
I have zero skills other than a guard card, unarmed, I just made $230 today idling in my car for 12 hours playing runescape, consuming content as always etc, I slept for like 2 or 3 hours in my car too they really don't give a fuck this is how it is in almost every security job. I didn't have to talk to anyone except for management to let them know I'm going on my lunch and I could have texted them if really necessary :feelskek:

This is no different to my normal life where I just use my PC all day.

At least by making money, I can buy crypto and one day hopefully I can stay in my room permanently. Plus I'll be able to do other interesting stuff. Rather than being a total slave like a NEET.

If you'd like to be a government parasite then I don't see how you can call black people niggers or have any ability to talk. Anyone with high IQ knows being a NEET is trash. With $800 a month all going towards living expenses, you're fucked. You can't even buy in-game items or anything like this. You're basically just existing in a torture chamber (your room) like an idiot just because what... you don't want to do what you do every day in a different location?

Being a NEET sucks. Stop lying to yourself.
bruh you are most likely big framed and look high T, imagine some small framed short guy tryna be a security guard :feelsjuice:
 
bruh you are most likely big framed and look high T, imagine some small framed short guy tryna be a security guard :feelsjuice:
No. I'm about 5'10" and I wouldn't say I look high T or big framed. I look in the mirror and feel like I look very skinny. My wrists for example are very thin. If I looked so high T I don't know why so much bad stuff would happen to me in my life, like getting bullied in my childhood years and beyond... even in my adult years I got bullied really thoroughly and treated poorly.

I'll admit, small security guards are rare, but that's because they misunderstand how the job works. I've seen some short armed guards though. Trust me, no one will fuck with an armed guard...

I got the job because I applied and they called me asking if I'm interested still... they didn't even see me yet and I was already hired. I've seen skinny little foids in security too. Security = observe and report.
 

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