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Serious Stop coping by saying that all jobs are shit. You just haven't put any thought into it.

If you're a security guard you're a fakecel. Only chads work in security
This is not true, what is chad about security? So I'm supposed to work in fast food to be an incel?
 
Survivorship bias. Not everyone is as lucky with jobs as you

Also i'd rather get NEETbux than work for Mr. Goldberg
It's not luck. Any 18 year old can get a job at LAX in America. $23.81 minimum wage at the airports. You will work sitting down watching the exit. You can use your laptop and read stuff and study etc. overnight. They're always desperate for people. It's not survivorship bias.
 
No need to leave your house when there are remote/work from home jobs these days
Those require skills, this is a retarded point. Also, you have to actually work.
 
It's not luck. Any 18 year old can get a job at LAX in America. $23.81 minimum wage at the airports. You will work sitting down watching the exit. You can use your laptop and read stuff and study etc. overnight. They're always desperate for people. It's not survivorship bias.
except it is survivorship bias. If it would be so well paid and easy to get then everyone would be doing it. Millions of young men in the West have trouble finding a job because young white men are not in demand anymore, companies want foids, niggers, trannies etc.
 
I was a NEET for 7 years and now I work 48 hours a week in a factory. I'd rather have less money and do nothing all day tbh. I'm still treated like a parasite because I am on minimum wage and live with my dad.
You can move out so it's your fault if they treat you poorly and you take it. It's $800 to $900 a month for an apartment in Los Angeles coliving and about $1200 to $1300 for a decent 250sqft apartment with all utilities paid. There are no excuses really. 48 hours is not much so you can add some more hours too. 12 hours a day that's 4 days of work, you're basically wasting 3 days. You could do security those 3 days and just sit.
 
except it is survivorship bias. If it would be so well paid and easy to get then everyone would be doing it. Millions of young men in the West have trouble finding a job because young white men are not in demand anymore, companies want foids, niggers, trannies etc.
This is nonsense, it's a bottom of the barrel job if you don't want to listen then go ahead. Stay a NEET.
 
This is nonsense, it's a bottom of the barrel job if you don't want to listen then go ahead. Stay a NEET.
jfl i'm not a NEET, at least not yet
 
I have zero skills other than a guard card, unarmed, I just made $230 today idling in my car for 12 hours playing runescape, consuming content as always etc, I slept for like 2 or 3 hours in my car too they really don't give a fuck this is how it is in almost every security job. I didn't have to talk to anyone except for management to let them know I'm going on my lunch and I could have texted them if really necessary :feelskek:

This is no different to my normal life where I just use my PC all day.

At least by making money, I can buy crypto and one day hopefully I can stay in my room permanently. Plus I'll be able to do other interesting stuff. Rather than being a total slave like a NEET.

If you'd like to be a government parasite then I don't see how you can call black people niggers or have any ability to talk. Anyone with high IQ knows being a NEET is trash. With $800 a month all going towards living expenses, you're fucked. You can't even buy in-game items or anything like this. You're basically just existing in a torture chamber (your room) like an idiot just because what... you don't want to do what you do every day in a different location?

Being a NEET sucks. Stop lying to yourself.
Too bad here in Asia , being a codecel is the only job :feelsrope:
 
You can move out so it's your fault if they treat you poorly and you take it. It's $800 to $900 a month for an apartment in Los Angeles coliving and about $1200 to $1300 for a decent 250sqft apartment with all utilities paid. There are no excuses really. 48 hours is not much so you can add some more hours too. 12 hours a day that's 4 days of work, you're basically wasting 3 days. You could do security those 3 days and just sit.
My life would be complete dog shit if I was living in my own apartment. I'd either have to work like a slave or survive on the bare minimum.
 
Then you don't know how to comprehend. A manlet can wield a gun and still be scary. I don't understand why you think otherwise. Also, if you're totally alone at the post, who is there to scare off? Security guards job is to OBSERVE AND REPORT.
Nah i do and you are clearly blue pilled af. maybe try reddit with that normie stance.
 
Nah i do and you are clearly blue pilled af. maybe try reddit with that normie stance.
There's nothing bluepilled about working. It just means I'm more high functioning than your ass. Reddit doesn't care about what I say either they just ignore like bots. Therefore I am a true sigma.
 
Im socially retarded and im a HS dropout, im literally fucked.

I can either leech of my family or work minimum wage.
 
Im socially retarded and im a HS dropout, im literally fucked.

I can either leech of my family or work minimum wage.
Nobody cares if you're an HS dropout. As an HS dropout you can make $80k a year with a gun in armed security. Also, a GED is very easy to study for and pass... stop being a retard how about that? Pre-Algebra is not hard kid.
 
Nobody cares if you're an HS dropout. As an HS dropout you can make $80k a year with a gun in armed security. Also, a GED is very easy to study for and pass... stop being a retard how about that? Pre-Algebra is not hard kid.
By socially retarded i mean zero social skills not actually retarded but i have zero motivation tbh.

Also im live in Europe not America, the economy is way more fucked here, low pay and high taxes.
 
12 hours a day that's 4 days of work,
12 hour days of factory work are horrendous. Especially if you have a long commute. I'm out of the house for 14 hours a day. It's eat, sleep, work repeat for 4 days. Those 3 days off are needed to not go insane.
 
@XMR Pardon me I didnt read through this thread only your original post so I am not sure if you touched on it elsewhere in here but I am interested in knowing more about these sort of security jobs where you mostly do nothing, I am interested in knowing about any qualifications needed, we more than likely live in different countries but I am sure you can provide some general information, as well as is it really that carefree that you could do nothing and spend time doing other stuff, perhaps I could basically get paid to browse this site?

Also would it matter if i am 5'5, since I do not appear physically intimidating in height.
 
@XMR Pardon me I didnt read through this thread only your original post so I am not sure if you touched on it elsewhere in here but I am interested in knowing more about these sort of security jobs where you mostly do nothing, I am interested in knowing about any qualifications needed, we more than likely live in different countries but I am sure you can provide some general information, as well as is it really that carefree that you could do nothing and spend time doing other stuff, perhaps I could basically get paid to browse this site?

Also would it matter if i am 5'5, since I do not appear physically intimidating in height.
I'm in America. You just need an unarmed guard card which takes literally like half an hour to get online. Total cost in California about $170.

Yes, it's real. I'm in my car again for the 3rd day in a row sitting down. I slept for 2 hours already and I just got here.

3 days of sitting in my car = $687. I work all week though.

I also use my laptop. I have a lot of stuff in my car. I've been doing this a while.
 
12 hour days of factory work are horrendous. Especially if you have a long commute. I'm out of the house for 14 hours a day. It's eat, sleep, work repeat for 4 days. Those 3 days off are needed to not go insane.
I'm not talking about factory work here. I'm talking about my current job where I sit in my car for 12 hours.
 
I'm talking about my current job where I sit in my car for 12 hours.
You're just lucky. Not all security jobs are like this.
 
You're just lucky. Not all security jobs are like this.
Lucky? I already told you which ones you can get. I've had multiple security jobs like this. I applied and got what I wanted lmao.
 
I'm in America. You just need an unarmed guard card which takes literally like half an hour to get online. Total cost in California about $170.
Oh I see, well in chadstralia we are not very big on guns so I don't even really need to worry about some sort of firearm license or not, even though I might get my firearm license eventually and purchase my own pistol.
I slept for 2 hours already and I just got here.
You slept 2 hours on the job and got paid for it?
3 days of sitting in my car = $687. I work all week though.
Thats how much you make in 3 days but you choose to work more than that?
I also use my laptop. I have a lot of stuff in my car. I've been doing this a while.
Do you think someone could do a remote WFH job and double it up with working a job like yours?
 
Oh I see, well in chadstralia we are not very big on guns so I don't even really need to worry about some sort of firearm license or not, even though I might get my firearm license eventually and purchase my own pistol.

You slept 2 hours on the job and got paid for it?

Thats how much you make in 3 days but you choose to work more than that?

Do you think someone could do a remote WFH job and double it up with working a job like yours?
Yes, I slept 2 hours on the job and got paid for it. I'm literally alone in my car. The security companies don't care. Hidden secret is that security is basically a fake job. I just idle my car, keep the AC on and shit when it's too hot or cold.

Yes, I work 7 days a week, of course I do, I want to be rich, I want more crypto, I want some gold, some stocks, some savings, of course. I can't throw my opportunity away.

Yes, 100% someone doing a remote WFH job could double dip by working a job like mine and also coding on the side or whatever. I'm free to do what I want for these 12 hours, I just can't leave my car, but in here I have electricity for my laptop, etc. I can even use a power inverter to use a microwave, or a fridge, anything I need to do, really, I can do it in here if I want to. A power inverter is only $200 or so for like 3000W pure sine wave etc.

This is what high IQ looks like, taking advantage of opportunities. NEETs are throwing away so much by being lazy, seriously. Imagine if you invested $1000 and it turned into $100k, that's what literally happens. Just living is not really something I'd ever want to do. I want my own house ASAP, I want roses in the front, etc. and multiple cars and so on.
 
Yes, I slept 2 hours on the job and got paid for it. I'm literally alone in my car. The security companies don't care. Hidden secret is that security is basically a fake job. I just idle my car, keep the AC on and shit when it's too hot or cold.
Lol sweet, I see someone above you saying its just a lucky job but I have watched videos of people who try to go to guarded sites for exploration and occasionally there is a security guard there who basically just has to stay there and do nothing.
 
Lol sweet, I see someone above you saying its just a lucky job but I have watched videos of people who try to go to guarded sites for exploration and occasionally there is a security guard there who basically just has to stay there and do nothing.
It's basically for insurance purposes. They can say "We tried. We hired a guard to watch things. What else do you want from us?" They just want to avoid liability.

I, the small guy, can easily get away with it by lying as well... but by hiring me, they further obfuscate their lies, does that make sense?
 
It's basically for insurance purposes. They can say "We tried. We hired a guard to watch things. What else do you want from us?" They just want to avoid liability.
I understand this part thats what I have always thought about it, I don't think you are even allowed to put your hands on anyone right?
I, the small guy, can easily get away with it by lying as well... but by hiring me, they further obfuscate their lies, does that make sense?
I don't understand this part so much?

Also would it matter if I was 5'5?
 
Stfu gentiles get back to work before I jack up prices again
 
I understand this part thats what I have always thought about it, I don't think you are even allowed to put your hands on anyone right?

I don't understand this part so much?

Also would it matter if I was 5'5?
Yeah we can't put our hands on people. If you look at the BSIS website which gives you the guard card it literally says your job is to observe and report. People think we're bouncers but no we're not. For certain posts, as authorized by the company, such as being a bouncer, sure, we can get handsy in a certain situation... but those are very rare posts.

Basically the company knows they don't really need a guard, but they need the guard, so they understand the guard won't really give a fuck because the job is truly pointless or they just don't want to pay for the guard to begin with. So both the guard and the company play dumb and just want to avoid liability; the guard just wants to get paid and go home.

No, no one cares your height. Especially if you have a gun, you can just shoot people if necessary. Your job is not to scare people off. Your job is to observe and report.
 
Being NEET isn’t easy. Takes a toll on your mental health. Imagine being seen as a parasite by your own family. Jfl. It’s a matter of self respect.

You can try and control things to certain extents. Getting a job and trying to get your life together is one of them.

NEET might be optional to some Cels more than others. Everyone’s circumstances are different.
 
Being NEET isn’t easy. Takes a toll on your mental health. Imagine being seen as a parasite by your own family. Jfl. It’s a matter of self respect.

You can try and control things to certain extents. Getting a job and trying to get your life together is one of them.

NEET might be optional to some Cels more than others. Everyone’s circumstances are different.
It really isn't. I regret being one. I would be rich now if I didn't give up on myself so intensely. Now I'm paying the price, to say the least. This is why I have to work so hard, and why I have so many other problems in my life which extend beyond being ugly.
 
Gotta find your passion and a way to live one way or another...
 
You can only be a neet really if you have rich parents otherwise you’re stuck in your basement with no holes to access and can’t do simple shit, be it going to a strip club in gta 6 or any other activity.
 
It really isn't. I regret being one. I would be rich now if I didn't give up on myself so intensely. Now I'm paying the price, to say the least. This is why I have to work so hard, and why I have so many other problems in my life which extend beyond being ugly.
Better to be rich/working class incel than a totally poor incel

incels don’t have the social skills or the dark triad personalities to manipulate others into giving them stuff for free

us incels need money it’s the only cope
 
It's better to be NEET. I always envy disabled people.

Working is trash if you got no family. Working was literally made to sacrifice your time, health, and well-being for your wife and children. It was made to provide for your family.

The WORK is a fucking SCAM!!
To work means to sustain your family or if you don't have a family, to sustain yourself until you find someone to create/make a family.

Your body is designed and made to make babies. All the copes or hobbies revolve around women. All confidence and power revolve around women.

To work is a scam. If you're ugly and over 25 and still got no bitch on your dick it's fucking over. The work is a scam for you.

The clock is fucking ticking. You have one fucking life and even that life you have to slave your ass off for nothing in return... That's a fucking scam.

THE WORK is supposed to give you a home and a family. But now all you got is misery and suicidal thoughts.

Working is good if you have a family. But if you don't have, it's a fucking scam. The purpose of working is to provide for your family or to sustain your body until you find a mate to create/make a family. If you got no mate. It's fucking OVER.

You've been SCAMMED.
You just got SCAMMED.

IT'S FUCKING OVER.
 
It's better to be NEET. I always envy disabled people.

Working is trash if you got no family. Working was literally made to sacrifice your time, health, and well-being for your wife and children. It was made to provide for your family.

The WORK is a fucking SCAM!!
To work means to sustain your family or if you don't have a family, to sustain yourself until you find someone to create/make a family.

Your body is designed and made to make babies. All the copes or hobbies revolve around women. All confidence and power revolve around women.

To work is a scam. If you're ugly and over 25 and still got no bitch on your dick it's fucking over. The work is a scam for you.

The clock is fucking ticking. You have one fucking life and even that life you have to slave your ass off for nothing in return... That's a fucking scam.

THE WORK is supposed to give you a home and a family. But now all you got is misery and suicidal thoughts.

Working is good if you have a family. But if you don't have, it's a fucking scam. The purpose of working is to provide for your family or to sustain your body until you find a mate to create/make a family. If you got no mate. It's fucking OVER.

You've been SCAMMED.
You just got SCAMMED.

IT'S FUCKING OVER.
Oh well my other option is to kill myself. At least I'm not in the 3rd world.
 
Oh well my other option is to kill myself. At least I'm not in the 3rd world.
Well, next time don't encourage working.
 
you are coping hard with this shit thread. work your fucking ass off and still no pussy.
 
Yeah we can't put our hands on people. If you look at the BSIS website which gives you the guard card it literally says your job is to observe and report. People think we're bouncers but no we're not. For certain posts, as authorized by the company, such as being a bouncer, sure, we can get handsy in a certain situation... but those are very rare posts.
Yeah I see that is informative thank you
No, no one cares your height. Especially if you have a gun, you can just shoot people if necessary. Your job is not to scare people off. Your job is to observe and report.
Ok good to know that too since its more of an observe and report.

I will definitely have to look into doing something like this it seems really good for me.
 
Ill never do what you want me to do you fucking cracker Im not gonna conform to something because everyone else is doing it..fuck you and your IQ and anyone else
Based
 
This is what high IQ looks like, taking advantage of opportunities.
This is what tik tok boomer guru retardation looks like
 
Based thread, although incel NEETs have some basedness and I believe incels deserve a basic income much more than niggers and single moms, NEETs are more often than not shooting themselves in the foot. If you can get a job that's easy enough and pays any incel should take it.

Here are some jobs I recommend to incels: remote work in IT, security guard, truck driver, any kind of remote operator (forklift, maybe something offshore).
Too much qualifications required. No thanks. Go being a wagecuck and let us neet
 
Too much qualifications required. No thanks. Go being a wagecuck and let us neet
I am letting, lol.

If you can, look for a job that is adapted to our kind of life. If you make more than a NEET and don't get bullied or burnout, that's a huge win.

If you can't find them, it's also acceptable. NEET to the moon. Society and government are fucked up and designed to destroy the lives of people like us.
 
If this isn't a larp then that's great for you, sit around and do nothing all day whilst surfing the internet and investing seems like a comfortable life, far better than a NEET situation. Just wondering what you look for in job descriptions because not every security job is like this, you mentioned it's easy for you to find so what are you looking for in the descriptions that differentiates it from regular security roles.
 

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