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rope2cope

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Buy as much $PLTR as you can and you'll thank me in 5-10 years.

p.s before anyone says "you're tryna pump the stock", a forum like this couldn't even pump a penny stock let alone a stock with a $43.807B marketcap, just want my brocels to make it into shekel land.

disclaimer: I got 3000 shares @ $18.74 avg price.

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will buy more soon.

p.s not a financial advisor, pls due sue as investments can go up and down. capital at risk blah blah
 
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how do i even invest in stocks and stuff? poorcel here
 
how do i even invest in stocks and stuff? poorcel here
if you're an american and just starting out just use robinhood, it's shit but just about works and it's free to trade.
 
if you're an american and just starting out just use robinhood, it's shit but just about works and it's free to trade.
yeah im american, how do i even get started? i have $100 on a card as an early birthday present
 
yeah im american, how do i even get started? i have $100 on a card as an early birthday present
download the app, deposit shekels and then search "palantir" and buy $100 worth. then just add to it or buy any other company you want.
 
download the app, deposit shekels and then search "palantir" and buy $100 worth. then just add to it or buy any other company you want.
how do i know i'm making a smart investment?
 
how do i know i'm making a smart investment?
you don't, the whole market is a giant jew casino that the goyim can play. take a seat at the table and have fun.

plus you gotta invest anyway since you lose at least 2% a year due to inflation.
 
U need a credit card/PayPal 4 stocks/crypto, unless there is a way out of it I don’t know about
the card i got is one of those prepaid debit cards that my dad shipped to me
 
if you're an american and just starting out just use robinhood, it's shit but just about works and it's free to trade.
Same for Canadian or different suggestion?
 
Still inkwell in 5-10 yrs :feelsrope:
 
Same for Canadian or different suggestion?
canada has shit brokers tbh

Wealthsimple prob the best or if it's big investments then maybe interactive brokers.
 
That company is a Peter Theil venture - maybe it has some potential. I think he may well become one of the "insurgent elites" as the system breaks down.
 
Whats a good euro version ( outside uk) of robinhood?
I never bought stocks
 
You did listen to me right boyos?

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This is why I just do e-commerce now instead of stocks, fuck the risk.
idk man palantir imo is a solid long-term 5-10 year+ hold but e-commerce is good too.
 
would consider fucking around and drop like 10k of personal savings on it maby
 
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The stock market is gay.
 
Thanks for recommending but I have other currency
 
if you're an american and just starting out just use robinhood, it's shit but just about works and it's free to trade.
What if I'm not american
 
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[UWSL][UWSL]I don’t play with kiddie Palantir[/UWSL] [UWSL]stonk. 2billion shares outstanding! [/UWSL][/UWSL]​


[UWSL](APD) is next for me on the dip.[/UWSL]​

Massive Growth of Hydrogen Energy Storage Systems Market by 2026.​

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[UWSL][UWSL]I don’t play with kiddie Palantir[/UWSL] [UWSL]stonk. 2billion shares outstanding! [/UWSL][/UWSL]​


[UWSL](APD) is next for me on the dip.[/UWSL]​

Massive Growth of Hydrogen Energy Storage Systems Market by 2026.​

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What stock ap is that?
 
Let's get richer together frens.

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mogs me cuz $57000 in 1 stock :worryfeels:
 
Crypto for big gains, index and mutual funds for safe and steady gains. 30 percent from some fidelity and vanguard funds is very good.
 
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Please God tell me you sold or it was LARP…:cryfeels::feelsrope:


Palantir graph 1



Looks like he must have bought in Nov-2020 for he said $18.74 for 3,000 shares. Or $56,220 investment.

At Friday's closing price of $8.26 his 3,000 shares were worth $24,780.


One thing to save him is the stock looks fairly good price now, so he doesn't have to sell here.
 
lol I bought more :feelshaha:
 
Buy a rope while you at it, stock market isn’t for middle class people, especially not for poor people. There is a reason why you and all of the cryptocucks are down 55-90% ytd and back to flipping burgers, it isn’t your field and you are going to fail 100%. You ain’t gonna get rich from following wsb autists and snake oil salesmen, just LDAR and accept your poverty
But I don't live in poverty, I have way more in index funds which are also down like 10%. :feelshaha:
 
oops, $PLTR now around $7.50
 
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You listened to me right guys?
 
you still recommend it ?
 

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