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Steam Machine is a scam

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View: https://youtu.be/pgtjoqrmiGU?t=69




:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: I would love to see those retards run Wukong or Space Marine 2 or MGS3 demake at "4k 60fps"



There are ZERO games in 3d high poly games that were released in past 5 years that would run at "4k/60fps"


View: https://youtu.be/O5E6QEZodN8?t=257


Video showed GPU that is better than of Steam Machine and it struggles hard at 1080p and achieves 70-80fps at best, for Machine it will be 20% less fps so constant fps drops below 60 = unplayable experience. 4K is just a pipe dream. And forget about dogshit FSR2/3 at 4k it's just horrible in games it turns everything into blurry smeared mess (space marine 2 was just unplayable with FSR Native). Only FSR4 is good enough to use in games but it's not available on that outdated old gen gpu and barely any game adopted that tech and you need to almost always use optiscaler.
 
I almost choked while watching that dogshit video of that Valve shill. Dude compares old dogshit gpus/ram/cpus to Steam Machine. Dude why would you want to buy something weaker than your current pc? There is a reason why people are staying on old hardware - they don't have enough money to upgrade it as everything is too expensive now.
I hate that motherfucker and his dogshit misleading opinions that almost killed me :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

And no 4k with FSR is not a "phenomenal 4k experience" you piece of shit it's the worst experience you can have with the game outside of running it at 1080p with FSR on. Whenever you have FSR2/3 you will have bad and very blurry experience.

@Stupid Clown now i understand your hate for Valve fanboys. I like Steam ecosystem and been using it since 2008, but their shitty hardware? I just can't understand it how gullible you have to be to believe their lies and buy their overpriced box that uses 2019 hardware in 2026.
 
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I'm not surprised tbh, valve hardware is garbage
 
yeah i'm kind of surprised, i was expecting valve to come up with something groundbreaking but it doesn't even seem worth the price it's going to be sold at ''priced as a PC, not as a console''. but idk valve rarely fails, we'll see
 
They will probably get FSR4 and use every trick possible to max performance on this. AMD and Nvidia are both Jews purposely limiting features to new hardware. "4k 60" is a joke if a cut down 7600 is the plan.

But, this has to be cheap for normalfags to buy it, so it is what it is. I'm not the target consoomer for this.
 
They will probably get FSR4 and use every trick possible to max performance on this. AMD and Nvidia are both Jews purposely limiting features to new hardware. "4k 60" is a joke if a cut down 7600 is the plan.

But, this has to be cheap for normalfags to buy it, so it is what it is. I'm not the target consoomer for this.
They can't as FSR4 requires RDNA4 gpu to have full performance gain and stable reconstruction. SM uses old gen RDNA3 that has no official support for FSR3 with INT8 and it will make it lose fps when compared to FSR2/3 that also looks like ass. Steam Machine is DOA.

They ain't increasing performance out of 30W machine as everything is already cut down and super downclocked. I will be watching how pathetic it will be benchmarks and Valve fanboys going to lose it's shit. I love Steam but man all Valve hardware except Deck been a total failures so far and i can't see GabeBox as anything more than a fluke.
 
"But it runs cs2 and other source engine games saar"
"But steam os is optimized saar"

It's a weak shit cube that is probably gonna sell well in 3rd world shitholes if it's cheap
 
"But it runs cs2 and other source engine games saar"
"But steam os is optimized saar"

It's a weak shit cube that is probably gonna sell well in 3rd world shitholes if it's cheap
most of Valve stuff is mostly sold in 1st world countries, turd/second world crowd usually buy something cheap, used or refurbished.
 
3rd world countries like India buy the cheapest Pentiums and Athlon 3000Gs and they pirate everything.
 
3rd world countries like India buy the cheapest Pentiums and Athlon 3000Gs and they pirate everything.
there is market with server Xeon CPUs and used or broken motherboards where noname chinese garage production companies take all the used or broken junk e-waste shit, make them work, they solder some m.2 slots, change firmware etc. All kinds of shitty low quality refurbished hardware for turd worlders to buy.


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Why does it automatically seem like it'll sit in every Hispanic household?
 
Who is the steam machine even for? Its going to be a major flop because 99% of gamer normies don't use linux, yet alone want an overpirced cube with a linux os on it
 
Consoles are dead.
PC gaming rules.
Why to buy this shit
If it was only marketed for fools?
 
dnr

Ok course it fucking sucks. It's fundamentally inferior to a full tower PC.

I don't know who tf this shit would appeal to, if you just want plug and play get a damn console, conversely if you want the ultimate gaming experience nothing can compete with a PC.

I'm not even gonna bother looking up the price for this hunk of junk cuz there's simply no reason for me to pick this fucking cube over a PC.

This should be fucking water.
 
And they only put 8 gigs of vram in there. :lul: :lul: :feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
Gaming is becoming boring to me
 
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View: https://youtu.be/pgtjoqrmiGU?t=69




:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: I would love to see those retards run Wukong or Space Marine 2 or MGS3 demake at "4k 60fps"



There are ZERO games in 3d high poly games that were released in past 5 years that would run at "4k/60fps"


View: https://youtu.be/O5E6QEZodN8?t=257


Video showed GPU that is better than of Steam Machine and it struggles hard at 1080p and achieves 70-80fps at best, for Machine it will be 20% less fps so constant fps drops below 60 = unplayable experience. 4K is just a pipe dream. And forget about dogshit FSR2/3 at 4k it's just horrible in games it turns everything into blurry smeared mess (space marine 2 was just unplayable with FSR Native). Only FSR4 is good enough to use in games but it's not available on that outdated old gen gpu and barely any game adopted that tech and you need to almost always use optiscaler.

People only care about steam machine to console war or to take advantage of ddr5 price increase and fear monger about PC gaming while ignoring ddr4 ram price don you find funny there is no videos about running games on ddr3 while the ram apocalypse is happening
 
Yep still no price either. They are scared shitless of people making comparison videos with the PS5 pro which comes with a controller and 2tb so they gotta stay silent on the price which will probably be 699-900.
 
there is market with server Xeon CPUs and used or broken motherboards where noname chinese garage production companies take all the used or broken junk e-waste shit, make them work, they solder some m.2 slots, change firmware etc. All kinds of shitty low quality refurbished hardware for turd worlders to buy.


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Do these things even work lmao
 

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