Unzöl
Banned
-
- Joined
- Oct 7, 2018
- Posts
- 1,370
https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/artic...-women-since-leicester-won-the-premier-league
"The Sport reports that Alan speaks in Scottish dialect, but puts on a faux Italian accent when he's out on the town. Despite this nightmarish phonetic crossover, he's reportedly managed to bonk 26 women since Leicester won the title in early May. Alan has told the Sport: "Every time I go out for a bevvy, I'm surrounded by women. They cannae get enough of me.
"I want it to be known that I never lie to the women. I never say I am Ranieri, they just assume I am – and I don't correct them!"
Just win the Premier League bro
"The Sport reports that Alan speaks in Scottish dialect, but puts on a faux Italian accent when he's out on the town. Despite this nightmarish phonetic crossover, he's reportedly managed to bonk 26 women since Leicester won the title in early May. Alan has told the Sport: "Every time I go out for a bevvy, I'm surrounded by women. They cannae get enough of me.
"I want it to be known that I never lie to the women. I never say I am Ranieri, they just assume I am – and I don't correct them!"
Just win the Premier League bro