I was in a busy STARFUCKS earlier, and I couldn't help but think if all these Baristas were whores, and the customers were Johns-- that's pretty much what the SEX INDUSTRY is like. a bunch of desperate needy customers wanting to get their their fix in a crowded rush. Only it's much worse.
It's a good analogy, because like STARFUCKS, you have fucking endless amount of johns, they all want this fucking specific drink, because everyone is a fruitty litttle homo when it comes to coffee, they are all picky fucks about it-- doesn't matter how "RP ALPHA" you present-- everyone wants the EXACT drink they they paid for, no exceptions.
All these mediocre overpriced drinks to serve, and only a few overworked whores in a rush to disperse mediocre pussy. Doesn't matter if you tip them or anything. You will still get effectively the same pussy/drink because of the huge queue. There's inherently nothing special about you as a customer-- even though I do notice at every STARFUCKS, there's a "regular" Boomer giving nice tips so they can give unwanted advice to the young dumb full of cum Barista without feeling too incel. Tipping and being friendly with your local STARFUCKS Barista is defacto the most sad/light/softcore form of being a john/sugar daddy-- these fucking boomers treat Baristas like it's a platonic Onlyfans for repressed lonely nearcels.
Imagine going to STARFUCKS and getting thrown out, money in hand-- WE DONT SERVE VANILLA LATTE TO NIGGERS OR VINDALOO STINKING CURRIES, SORRY NOT SORRY. Imagine STARFUCKS that are open with no consistency whatsoever. Imagine the prices for your favorite drinks being completely arbitrary depending on who you are? Imagine needing to understand some weird drink ordering ettiquette no autist understands in order to get consistent service?
Everything you hate about overpriced coffee applies to overpriced whores-- speaking as virgin who never escortcelled and am only making assumptions based on anecdotes.
It's a good analogy, because like STARFUCKS, you have fucking endless amount of johns, they all want this fucking specific drink, because everyone is a fruitty litttle homo when it comes to coffee, they are all picky fucks about it-- doesn't matter how "RP ALPHA" you present-- everyone wants the EXACT drink they they paid for, no exceptions.
All these mediocre overpriced drinks to serve, and only a few overworked whores in a rush to disperse mediocre pussy. Doesn't matter if you tip them or anything. You will still get effectively the same pussy/drink because of the huge queue. There's inherently nothing special about you as a customer-- even though I do notice at every STARFUCKS, there's a "regular" Boomer giving nice tips so they can give unwanted advice to the young dumb full of cum Barista without feeling too incel. Tipping and being friendly with your local STARFUCKS Barista is defacto the most sad/light/softcore form of being a john/sugar daddy-- these fucking boomers treat Baristas like it's a platonic Onlyfans for repressed lonely nearcels.
Imagine going to STARFUCKS and getting thrown out, money in hand-- WE DONT SERVE VANILLA LATTE TO NIGGERS OR VINDALOO STINKING CURRIES, SORRY NOT SORRY. Imagine STARFUCKS that are open with no consistency whatsoever. Imagine the prices for your favorite drinks being completely arbitrary depending on who you are? Imagine needing to understand some weird drink ordering ettiquette no autist understands in order to get consistent service?
Everything you hate about overpriced coffee applies to overpriced whores-- speaking as virgin who never escortcelled and am only making assumptions based on anecdotes.
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