Serious Stacy at my door, need urgent help

[mrlunatic]

There's a Stacy at my door right now and she says she wants to fuck me and be my gf. But I don't know how to have sex (need tutorial) or talk to foids, also don't have the money to take her out, what should I do?

 

[tradswede]

Tell her that you are a proud member of incels.is

 

[FromOuterVenus]

i hope you're not joking

Prob ask "why do you want to be mine"

 

[mrlunatic]

Tell her that you are a proud member of incels.is

She says she can fix me, what now ?

 

[TyroneChaddington]

They have teeth underneath.

 

[tradswede]

She says she can fix me, what now ?

Turn off the lights and see if she glows

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

Then you wake up

 

[sirlancelot]

In Mumbai right???

 

[mrlunatic]

Then you wake up

no, she is real

 

[poorenglishcel]

It's all good. You are an incel as long as giga stacies are not sucking your dick.

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

Tell her that you need to wake up from this dream because you have an exam tomorrow.

 

[tfd_department]

Pinch yourself to wake up

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

no, she is real

Ok fakecel

@ModerationStaff

 

[nihilum]

rape her

 

[nihilum]

kill her

 

[nihilum]

in Grand Theft Auto V

 

[hook-nosed trash]

There's a Stacy at my door right now and she says she wants to fuck me and be my gf. But I don't know how to have sex (need tutorial) or talk to foids, also don't have the money to take her out, what should I do?

ask her if she plays fortnigga

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]