Back in high school, because I was befriended with girls, I got invited to some parties. I remember during one party, there was a girl who was the friend of the girl who invited me. She (my friend) introduces her friend to me and said "He's really funny." As we all know, that's teenage girl code for "He's ugly, but not a total creep. I give you the green light to talk to him." Back then, it was already over, and I wasn't even aware. Regardless, moral of the story is that Staceys will try helping you the same way Chad would, so go out and befriend girls if you're a mentalcel, because unlike me, your looks aren't a problem. Coincidentally, I was introduced to said Stacey by another girl who was her friend because she was new. I have another friend who had a big crush on her, but he's sub 5 looks-wise, so she broke his heart and shit. Poor guy, he's a nice guy, though. Very helpful.
